pregnancy during apocalypse trope is CRAZYYY to me like why are you letting him come inside you girl???? now is NOT the time.
sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable
man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time
ow. ow ok that time you did something different. your stance was different. what? no im fine im not even bleeding that much. come on bro hit me again. no im fine cmon
ow. ow owww ow. ok ok you're right i didn't even try to parry it that time i was just kind of standing there looking in your eyes so what. i was. i was just letting you practice your swings. yeah. what? yeah you have nice eyes. theyre lovely. no i dont want to stop i need to learn how to parry enemy attacks cmon. no i dont need a break cmon. hit me in the face this time
tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling
just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset
Me: Haha you are so Gay
All Fingers on Monkey’s Paw curls except for one, you know which one
Me: What da Fak
still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing
All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it
sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year
adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like
YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME
no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all
just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years
have you guys ever heard of fan fics? your faves are getting railed to death in there lol awesome
sorry i moaned when you took my chin and forced me to look up at you, it will happen again

Some pictures from this summer, because as I was looking for baby crow pictures for a new calendar and discovered that I still have lots of pictures I sorted yet (my backlog is worse than I thought).
So here are some cute baby rooks and adult birds that are very good at ignoring their screaming. I think those adult rooks are not the parents of these fledglings, but baby rooks scream at every adult bird they see, just in case it will lead to some food for them.
You need to have the 28 other mods and all their dependencies for this mod to work, plus all the mods that they depend on. You also need to go into your x69 files and delete the .gloop file (NOT the .gleeb file!!!) and you need to run CuntExpander to generate a working skeleton for the animations and when that's done you have to reconfigure PNIS (which you should honestly be using NippleSense by now) and then deploy mods, uninstall then reinstall everything, then run PNIS again IN A SEPARATE FILE and deploy. Then it should work 👍
Nngh...nghh...fuck...I'm totally fucking winning this round of Gay Chicken....unnhhh...
(Stops mid thrust) What do you mean by "Gay Chicken isn't even a real game"?
















































































