No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny
posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this
You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative
If Justice has Kristoff's memories then he speaks Orlesian. That means that whether he is aware of this or not, Anders speaks Orlesian. His moment will present itself.
kinda want to lick him from ballsack to bicep but I'm sure I'm being really cool about it












