girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

• Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine
• Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage
• Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype
• Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason
• Zombie episode
• They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him
• Some senator had a sex robot
• All the Twi’leks had French accents
• Ahsoka got hunted for sport
• Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady
• Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches
• Hondo Ohnaka
• Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia
• 0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob
• Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries
• Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile
• Jar Jar killed a guy

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sorry for the long post but I just want to thank everyone for these tags. I’m shaking. Thank you so much.

palpatine staged his own kidnapping like some sort of kink service

— tags via wellsbering

I mean… yeah

Jabbas cousin ran off with a stripper and they got a bunch of blackmail on the hutts but then she killed him and went back to work for jabba

never gonna shut up about this i'm sorry

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