sample dialogue for my cursed amulet romantasy
I started speaking like this in the Red Dead Online voice chat and a hacker forcibly turned off my game…..
my pet bird immediately picked up “it’s meeee boyyyy” and now I have to live with it
Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
Watch carefully, it’s subtle.
I literally just spent 2 minutes with my head on my desk weeping with laughter holy shit
(via johannestevans)
Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD
(via ekjohnston)
Source on twitter
How to get a small cylinder out of
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Apparently, you can’t post videos in a reblog so…
Skirt go spin! <3
Edit: link to the original post if you want
Happy Hanukkah from the big cats at Turpentine Creek Wildlife Refuge
(Source: youtube.com, via mikkeneko)
Why is this all management literally everywhere
Where’s that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.
(via mandaloriandy)
he’s such an asshole for doing this

