breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you’re like oh fuck its fruit
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when i grow up im gonna have a special attack that deals damage and is strong
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bromance
*stumbles out of a room covered in sawdust, splinters, and scratches* heh, you should see the other guy
*the door opens to reveal an expertly assembled dresser*
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Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
“I think it’s raining,” says the man.
“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman.
“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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Its very important to not watch the popular new explicitly gay show everyone online raves about and to dedicate yourself to a shonen manga ship instead. Dont forget your roots
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Only hurt people, hurt people
More of my woke soul on @sixpenceeeblog
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adult fnaf fans will say shit like look man Golden Freddy was an inspiration to me when i was at my lowest so treat him with some respect alright
help-my-ocs-breached-containmen:
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
- retrieval team for objects in the backseat
- custodian of the parking garage tickets
- “All clear my way”
- en-route dining concierge
- announcing “Horses!” when there are horses
Don’t forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
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when the rap song has a lot of lyrics the rappers will take turns singing them because they value teamwork & helping your friends
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