Boners Erections Quotes

“I'm getting a diamond-hard boner just thinking about it.”
― Tim Dorsey, Gator A-Go-Go

“What's with all these boner pill commercials urging men to ask their doctors if they're healthy enough for sex?? Unless my unit is in a jar of formaldehyde, I'm good to go.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS