Doctor Humor Quotes

“hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.”
― Sol Luckman, The Angel's Dictionary

“At the name of Doctor Sangrado, hurrying on his cloak and hat: 'For mercy’s sake,' cried the notary, 'let us set off with all possible speed; for this doctor dispatches business so fast, that our fraternity cannot keep pace with him. That fellow spoils half my jobs.”
― Alain-René Le Sage, The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane