Martha Stewart Quotes

“I told him I had always kept my inner Martha Stewart chained in the basement, but for his sake I would set her loose.”

~ Haven Travis”
― Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil

“I imagined Martha Stewart trying to take over Pops kitchen. That would be better than Godzilla vs. Mothra”
― Piper Kerman, Orange Is the New Black

“There’s a reason Martha Stewart raises chickens and not ducks. Ducks consume a lot of food and water, and it all has to go somewhere. To put it plainly, these fowl produce copious amounts of wet droppings that have a truly unpleasant odor.”
― Cherie Langlois, Ducks: Tending a Small-Scale Flock for Pleasure and Profit