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The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood
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➥ 4 Stars *:・゚✧

“If you say another word about the woman I love, if you look at her, if you even think about her - I’m going to fucking kill you.”

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I've lowered my rating because, although I quite enjoyed this book while I was reading it, it was definitely lacking in certain things.

The fmc, olive, was insufferable and, like many female protagonists, she acts like a teenager. Her inner monologue was annoying and I just didn't find her to be hot? Which was a bummer, duh. I prefer fmcs who are a bit more feisty and have more character in them. I know we only had one sex scene but even then, Olive didn't really actively participate. I just wanted things like the girl initiating a kiss by grabbing his chin, dragging her nails down his back etc. Not much, but I just was very bored with this childish fmc. And I wouldn't have minded some hot-girl dirty talk too.

If you are looking for a fabulous book with a fabulous fmc, I'd strongly (strongly) recommend Act Your Age, Eve Brown. I know I shove it down everyone's throat, but I do so with purpose.

Adam was hot, to a degree. I liked his sulky and grumpy demeanor but I felt that, throughout the whole book, I was waiting for when he'd crack his tough-guy shell and actually be someone I could connect with emotionally, but I felt like he never did and it made him feel like a sort of empty character. I feel like the only way for me to put it into words is that I could never have Adam as a comfort character because I don't feel like I know him.

I would've complained about there not being dual pov in this book (which would've fleshed out his character more), but I read chapter 16 from his perspective and it was disgusting and cringey. Goodreads deleted both the book and the review multiple times and I'm too tired to do anything about it.

Regarding the PDA, I know the people who tend to dislike this book criticize it. Which is, frankly, understandable. It's not for everyone, but it is for me. I found those moment's to have fantastic sexual tension, which is what I want in a romance. So to me (TO ME), it was very hot and fun, I really couldn't care less if it was unrealistic. It was super well done, tropey and swoony and was likely my favourite aspect of the book!!

However, I despised the blackmail evil guy inclusion. Frankly (yes I know I say that word a lot), I don't want issues that women deal with every day to be inserted into what is supposed to be a book that brings me joy. So, that was annoying. Moreover, if you add that to the whole "olive being a liar and weakling that should honestly consider going extinct", I got...a tad bothered, per se.

Also, the only poc character being the fmc's best friend was...disappointing? Clearly just used to further the plot of the fmc. Do better.

And for the final point, the miscommunication trope. Need i say more? The miscommunication is not only a great inconvenience but also take's away from the reader enjoying more romance and hot moments between Adam and Olive, which is what we are here for. FURTHERMORE, the least the author could do if she makes us suffer a miscommunication trope, is provide us with hot sex, afterwards 😐 yet, here we ARE.

And yes (HAHA), this is also a complaint about there being only 1 sex scene that everyone seems to like but my guy couldn't even hit because she was oh, so tiny and small and microscopic 🥺. Like boy, if you don't thrust- anyway...

Also, ngl, I was hoping for something more freaky, riskay etc. Like I was hoping they'd fuck in a science lab or janitors closet or something tbh.

Nevertheless, I still really enjoyed this book and I'm excited for Love on the Brain so hopefully we will have more sex and no miscommunication.

But this book was fab for a debut so <3

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Merged review: (THE REVIEW OF CHAPTER 16 ADAM'S POV)

➥ 1 Star *:・゚✧

you're telling me they put this back???? UGH. if they delete it again, they will be hearing from me.

"By going on his knees and burying his face in her sweet pussy."

full body cringe.


"She looks ready. Ripe. A perfect piece of fruit."

imma pretend he didnt say that.


“May I?” he rasps against her nipples when finds her entrance, not quite sounding like himself, and the second his finger is inside her he—
“Fuck.” It’s a tight fit, which makes his cock twitch even harder."


he liked how shes TINY OMG GUYSSSSS, CRAZAYYYYY. EVEN HER PUSSY'S SMALL NOICE. her tight liddle hole gets him hard 😋


"Then she’s moving. Squirming while impaled on his finger"

okay.


"...jutting hip bones. He wants to lick them. Then he wants to feed her sugary foods, keep her warm and safe till her ribs don’t stick out so much anymore."

no bc what was the point of that. i'm not skinny but if i were i'd be so offended what the fuck. why does he want to change her body??????


"...get himself off to the memories of each soft freckle."

he really just sexualised freckles HAHA. the way i liked how he liked her freckles bc i have them but now he had to sexualise them??? great.

insert dissapointment


"push her legs wide open with his palms on her inner thighs and smell her lovely, honey scent."

no comment.


the only person who does male perspective right is Talia Hibbert. sorry.

this was sad.

gonna go cry bye
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Reading Progress

May 10, 2021 – Shelved
May 10, 2021 – Shelved as: to-read
October 6, 2021 – Started Reading
October 6, 2021 –
page 33
8.25% "this book is so edible"
October 7, 2021 –
page 33
8.25%
October 7, 2021 –
page 103
25.75% "i haven't enjoyed a book this much in so long. i literally cannot stop reading it. and tension and romance from page one. i think yes.

also why isn't anyone talking about how hot adam is hello?????"
October 8, 2021 –
page 277
69.25% "just read the sex scene. the book is closed. i will not be finishing it and reading the miscommunication for a WHILE. i am dazed content and pleased and i will be going to sleep like this. please and thankyou.

also fuck the blackmail/miscommunication trope.

and ADAM???????? HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW HOT HE IS HELLOOOO????

"can i fuck you? please?" HE'S SO CUTE I CANT WHATCHASFHBSDJFHBJSD"
October 9, 2021 –
page 307
76.75% "miscumminication trope is bad. miscommunication trope with UNNECESSARY BLACKMAIL trope is worse. 👎"
October 9, 2021 –
page 307
76.75%
October 9, 2021 –
page 307
76.75%
October 9, 2021 –
page 329
82.25% "actually, i'm gonna shut up abt the miscommunication trope bc it was over quick and it was very nicely fixed and i would do anything to see adam tell a mf he will kill him if he ____. and then say he'd kill him anyway."
October 9, 2021 – Shelved as: physical-hbr
October 9, 2021 – Finished Reading
October 20, 2021 – Started Reading
October 20, 2021 –
40.0% ""By going on his knees and burying his face in her sweet pussy."

NAURRRRR stOp thats CRINGEY I HATE MALE'S PERSPECTIVE IDC IDC (except jaboc from act your age eve brown. only exception)"
October 20, 2021 –
60.0% ""She looks ready. Ripe. A perfect piece of fruit."

STAHPPPPPPP OH GOD NO PLS NO."
October 20, 2021 –
70.0% "“May I?” he rasps against her nipples when finds her entrance, not quite sounding like himself, and the second his finger is inside her he—

“Fuck.” It’s a tight fit, which makes his cock twitch even harder."


boy. tf."
October 20, 2021 –
75.0% ""Then she’s moving. Squirming while impaled on his finger"

k."
October 20, 2021 –
80.0% ""...jutting hip bones. He wants to lick them. Then he wants to feed her sugary foods, keep her warm and safe till her ribs don’t stick out so much anymore."

no bc what was the point of that. i'm not skinny but if i were i'd be so offended what the fuck. why does he want to change her body??????"
October 20, 2021 –
85.0% ""...get himself off to the memories of each soft freckle."

at first i liked how in this book he liked her freckles (bc i have freckles) but now he sexualised them and im sad."
October 20, 2021 –
86.0% ""push her legs wide open with his palms on her inner thighs and smell her lovely, honey scent."

why."
October 20, 2021 – Shelved as: dissapointing
October 20, 2021 – Finished Reading
February 20, 2022 – Shelved as: bonus-content
February 24, 2022 – Shelved as: loved-and-recommend
March 20, 2022 – Shelved as: romance-contemporary
March 21, 2022 – Shelved as: online-hbr
May 3, 2022 – Shelved as: romance-fake-dating
May 4, 2022 – Shelved as: romance-college-or-highschool
May 10, 2022 – Shelved as: romance-age-gap
May 25, 2023 – Shelved as: romance-mf

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bern yeah there was only one 😥 and i found it kinda mid tbh but the rest of the book is perfect i tell you


gloria .☆゚. bern ⸙͎ ˀˀ wrote: "yeah there was only one 😥 and i found it kinda mid tbh but the rest of the book is perfect i tell you"

WHAT. NO THAT IS TRAGIC. DISGRACEFUL. i guess i'll enjoy the book regardless. but i was told the chapter number and like THATS MIDWAY THROUGH THE BOOK??? so what i get blueballed for the rest of it 0-0?????


*.゜。: vy hates you !¡ .゜。* i wanted to love this book but the miscommunication really just made it go downhill for me 😭😭


gloria .☆゚. *.゜。: vy hates you !¡ .゜。* wrote: "i wanted to love this book but the miscommunication really just made it go downhill for me 😭😭"

i knowwww but really, there are ZERO romance books without a miscommunication trope so imma ~try~ to ignore it sjfkjdsf.


message 5: by aly (new) - rated it 4 stars

aly ☆彡 this review literally encompasses what the book is about 😂


gloria .☆゚. aly wrote: "this review literally encompasses what the book is about 😂"

hehehehe tyy!! <3


bern oh. oh.. do i want to read this ?? umm


gloria .☆゚. bern ⸙͎ ˀˀ wrote: "oh. oh.. do i want to read this ?? umm"

:) UM.


:))))))


idk yet ugh. maybe its a me thing.


bern "sweet pussy" isnt for me either so its definitely not just a you thing.


gloria .☆゚. bern ⸙͎ ˀˀ wrote: ""sweet pussy" isnt for me either so its definitely not just a you thing."

sad days. i would still read it ig. but im not impressed lol


areg ✧∘* ೃ ⋆。˚. why's it written all weird like that that's so weird lmao


gloria .☆゚. *.゜。: vy hates you !¡ .゜。* wrote: "The way I hated it sm"

horrid. waste of time. i hate males perspectives idc. few exceptions.


gloria .☆゚. areg ✧∘* ೃ ⋆。˚. wrote: "why's it written all weird like that that's so weird lmao"

sigh idefk. it was just so bad


minh ☾・゚ ur right and u should say it!!! talia hibbert knows how to do male povs and thats a fact


&#x1d4dc; &#x1d717;&#x1d71a;&#x1fabd; LITERALLY!! loved the book till i got to the "even though we had sex i'm going to act like nothing happened and go back to my normal miserable life✊" on olive's part. i was just so ANGRY because wow the miscommunication, the blackmail — it just wasn't what i was in for. loved the book, didn't finish it, WILL pick it up some time soon but yeah you summed it up so well💆‍♀️


gloria .☆゚. minnie ☾・゚ wrote: "ur right and u should say it!!! talia hibbert knows how to do male povs and thats a fact"

how am i just seeing your comment? and yes, talia hibbert my queen.


gloria .☆゚. flora ☆ wrote: "LITERALLY!! loved the book till i got to the "even though we had sex i'm going to act like nothing happened and go back to my normal miserable life✊" on olive's part. i was just so ANGRY because wo..."

why thankyou!! and yes, i whole-heartedly agree.


haru ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ (hiatus) HWHSHHAHSHHA THIS REVIEW THO LMFAOOOOOO UR MAKING ME RETHINK THE WHOLE BOOK. HOW DID I READ THOSE LINES AND JUST MOVED ON. :)


gloria .☆゚. megumi ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ wrote: "HWHSHHAHSHHA THIS REVIEW THO LMFAOOOOOO UR MAKING ME RETHINK THE WHOLE BOOK. HOW DID I READ THOSE LINES AND JUST MOVED ON. :)"

WAIT WAIT. dwww!!! those were just from the bonus scene from adam's perspective. i hate the male perspective most the time :C. you see how it says "merged review", it's because they deleted the bonus scene off of goodreads and moved it here :CCC.


message 21: by haru ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ (hiatus) (last edited Feb 23, 2022 07:56AM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

haru ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ (hiatus) gloria ◦○ ° wrote: "megumi ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ wrote: "HWHSHHAHSHHA THIS REVIEW THO LMFAOOOOOO UR MAKING ME RETHINK THE WHOLE BOOK. HOW DID I READ THOSE LINES AND JUST MOVED ON. :)"

WAIT WAIT. dwww!!! those were just from the b..."


OH god thank you I thought I was insane for a second there lmao


sami  (semi-hiatus) the fmc, olive, was insufferable and, like many female protagonists, she acts like a teenager. i'd really like to read a romance one day with an fmc that has substance.

ikr istg many irl teen girls act better than the fmc


gloria .☆゚. @sameeksha, i just feel like they’re so embarrassing an immature. like get it together please.


message 24: by sami (last edited Feb 23, 2022 08:58AM) (new) - rated it 2 stars

sami  (semi-hiatus) gloria ◦○ ° wrote: "@sameeksha, i just feel like they’re so embarrassing an immature. like get it together please."

ikr plus half the times (both in enemies to lovers and friends to lovers) they're so blind it's actually annoying. it's pure torture to read that lol


aish⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ as someone who had a eating disorder for being anorexic i have never been so turned off bro wtf is that 💀💀


gloria .☆゚. aiish⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ wrote: "as someone who had a eating disorder for being anorexic i have never been so turned off bro wtf is that 💀💀"

i'm so sorry that you're having to go through that, sending love <3. and yeah, that line is just so triggering and unnecessary :(


Manvi Bro, I didn't even remember all this but I know I didn't like the smut in this book and bonus chapter. And I so agree with Aiish! I'm so sorry that you're through it too and I hope one day, we get the fix we need :)


gloria .☆゚. Manvi wrote: "Bro, I didn't even remember all this but I know I didn't like the smut in this book and bonus chapter. And I so agree with Aiish! I'm so sorry that you're through it too and I hope one day, we get ..."

yeahhhh the sec scene in the actual book was also rly strange bc they were basically both immobile bc she was so "tight" and idfk. the thighhigh socks were cute tho


message 29: by mia (new) - rated it 5 stars

mia weird, that's weird. i remember gushing about it when i first read it but now rereading again, was i reading the same scene? bc i feel so turned off now


gloria .☆゚. mia wrote: "weird, that's weird. i remember gushing about it when i first read it but now rereading again, was i reading the same scene? bc i feel so turned off now"

yeah 😭😭😭😭


Manvi Exactly! Immobile is the term to describe it. He didn't even last😭


message 32: by nark (new) - rated it 3 stars

nark 💀💀😭😭 i am rethinking giving this 3 stars now


gloria .☆゚. @manvi, right? 😭 like not even a singular thrust, come on now


gloria .☆゚. @nark, good choice tbf 😔😔😔😔


Siphiwokuhle Talia Hibbert is the absolute queen of this sh*t.


gloria .☆゚. @siphiwokuhle, talia hibbert k can always trust 😫💗


elisha I HATED THIS BOOK, BUT THE SMUT WAS NEXT LEVEL BAD I WAS LAUGHING AT IT THE ENTIRE TIME


gloria .☆゚. @elisha, i enjoyed this book but yeah that smut was lacking per se


&#x1f378;&#x1f406;&#x1f48b;&#x1f3b1;&#x1f4f8; wait bc ur right especially the ribs comment- i honestly scimmed through it and gave it 3 stars bc i wad trying to be nice but idk


gloria .☆゚. erlasbooks wrote: "wait bc ur right especially the ribs comment- i honestly scimmed through it and gave it 3 stars bc i wad trying to be nice but idk"

yeah i didn't love it. the male perspective is (almost) always quite disgusting honestly. i only care about the love interest being hot so i like looking out of the fmc's eyes. idc about how he sees her.


lisa. HAHAHA "olive is insufferable" honestly so many of my reviews follow the trend of finding the fmc incredibly irritating. its like author's cant balance BOTH main characters being hot and one has to dip to uplift the other.

I dont think ive read Adam's POV NOOOOO WHY DO THIS TO ME? I cant believe he wants to feed her because her bones are showing LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK. im literally laughing irl. sometimes I think I should attempt writing a spicy scene to see if I can do them better.


gloria .☆゚. lisa s. wrote: "HAHAHA "olive is insufferable" honestly so many of my reviews follow the trend of finding the fmc incredibly irritating. its like author's cant balance BOTH main characters being hot and one has to..."

SAME SAME SAME. especially dark romance books, the fmcs are just always bad 😭 also in mafia books, the fmcs all TRY to be strong or whatever but their attempt just fails and they're put down by the guy and it's supposed to be hot or smt?? i enjoyed the predator but let's be real, that was not a strong fmc, also "when heroes fall" had that too. like i don't want all the fmc's retorts to be failures and embarassing smh. and then there's these where the fmc acts like a whole child.

i'd say that talia hibbert writes the best heroines. they're funny and kind and real. always participating, adding to the convo, having their own yummy moments hehe. so much more substancial.

and if you're looking for a really good "strong" fmc...look no further than Requiem for Immortals. possibly my favourite book ever 😭.

"sometimes I think I should attempt writing a spicy scene to see if I can do them better" relatable!


lisa. Added it my tbr💘💘💘


message 44: by Jackson (new) - added it

Jackson Oh no, I just got this book and now I'm afraid I'm going to hate this. This is why I don't read straight romance anymore


gloria .☆゚. Jackson wrote: "Oh no, I just got this book and now I'm afraid I'm going to hate this. This is why I don't read straight romance anymore"

HAHA, you still might like it! But i wouldn't say it's outstanding. I too prefer queer books now.


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