Ellie J. (semi-hiatus with 👶🏼🎀)'s Reviews > Unfortunately Yours

“Sleep right here. On me.” He leaned over and kissed her forehead hard. “It’s the safest place you’ll ever be.”

4 SWOON-WORTHY ⭐️ I enjoyed every minute of this! Equal parts hilarious and steamy, Tessa really nailed this second book of the Vine Mess duo 🤗

Here’s what it’s got:
💞Marriage of Convenience
💞Enemies-to-Lovers (sort of)
💞He Falls First
💞Forced Proximity
💞SPICE

Now, for all my bookish friends who like a slow burn/slow build, this might not be your cup of tea. I’ll admit, it’s FAST. But if you don’t mind it quick and dirty (hehe 🤭) and you like a 6’3” dirty-talking Navy Seal-turned-vintner MMC who says things like:

“I can’t breathe for loving you and loving you is the only way I can breathe,” and

“As long as you need me, I’m with you. Whatever you decide, whatever happens, I’m your goddamn man,” and

“I need my wife. I’ll always fucking need my wife,”

then BUCKLE UP, BUTTERCUP because August Cates will have you in a swoony puddle on the floor 🫠