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Beauty Queens
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3.5 Stars
This program is brought to you by The Corporation: Because Your Life Can Always Be Better™.
You probably know The Corporation for its awesome products
and barrier breaking television programs like “Girls Gone Rumspringa”
but this special episode brings us back to The Corporation’s roots - The Miss Team Dream Beauty Pageant!!!!
No one ever expected a plane full of Teen Dream beauty contestants would crash (don’t worry, most of them get killed off so you don’t have to follow the story of 50 different pageant girls), but crash it did.
Now the girls find themselves on what they believe to be a deserted island, but what is really The Corporation’s secret headquarters. Not only that, but the face behind The Corporation/the Miss Teen Dream pageant (now presidential hopeful) is there and may just be the devil in disguise . . .
[insert audible gasp] . . .
(too soon? Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.)
Follow along as the girls not only perfect their talent for the pageant
but learn how to survive and maybe even kick a little ass
Oh, and make sure you stay tuned in so you don’t miss out on the super sexy pirates of “Captains Bodacious”
Whoops, I said SEXY pirate . . .
*End Promo*
Okay, have you been looking for a laugh and to read something that is NEVER serious (at all) and is just fun and fluff and completely over-the-top????? If so, read this. Completely adorable and so much better than I was expecting.
3.5 Stars
This program is brought to you by The Corporation: Because Your Life Can Always Be Better™.
You probably know The Corporation for its awesome products
and barrier breaking television programs like “Girls Gone Rumspringa”
but this special episode brings us back to The Corporation’s roots - The Miss Team Dream Beauty Pageant!!!!
No one ever expected a plane full of Teen Dream beauty contestants would crash (don’t worry, most of them get killed off so you don’t have to follow the story of 50 different pageant girls), but crash it did.
Now the girls find themselves on what they believe to be a deserted island, but what is really The Corporation’s secret headquarters. Not only that, but the face behind The Corporation/the Miss Teen Dream pageant (now presidential hopeful) is there and may just be the devil in disguise . . .
[insert audible gasp] . . .
(too soon? Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.)
Follow along as the girls not only perfect their talent for the pageant
but learn how to survive and maybe even kick a little ass
Oh, and make sure you stay tuned in so you don’t miss out on the super sexy pirates of “Captains Bodacious”
Whoops, I said SEXY pirate . . .
*End Promo*
Okay, have you been looking for a laugh and to read something that is NEVER serious (at all) and is just fun and fluff and completely over-the-top????? If so, read this. Completely adorable and so much better than I was expecting.
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Reading Progress
March 26, 2014
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Started Reading
March 26, 2014
– Shelved
March 27, 2014
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27.78%
""General Good Times, the stuffed lemur, sat in the leather desk chair. He had been dressed in his special ninja pajamas with the words "Silent Killah" stitched over the breast pocket."
I will trade my first-born to whoever brings me this taxidermy specimen!!!!!"
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110
I will trade my first-born to whoever brings me this taxidermy specimen!!!!!"
March 27, 2014
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30.56%
""Sosie hugged her and Jennifer closed her eyes, inhaling the slightly salty smell of her hair."
Uhhhhhh, you're plane wrecked and you have, like, nada supplies. I don't think her hair is what you'd be smelling . . . .
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121
Uhhhhhh, you're plane wrecked and you have, like, nada supplies. I don't think her hair is what you'd be smelling . . . .
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March 27, 2014
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37.88%
""That sounds like MY mom. She's all, 'Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!' Sometimes I want to say, 'If you like this so much, why don't you put down the donuts and get up here and sparkle yourself?'"
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March 27, 2014
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50.51%
""The radio hiccupped into a jingle for Forever Young Jeans. 'Forever Young Jeans, the gravity-defying jeans for moms who want to party with their kids.'"
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200
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March 28, 2014
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78.54%
""Jennifer ripped off his max-pad gag."
(Good morning. I'm baaaaaaaaack - and fairly certain there may be a "Honey Boo Boo" image for everything . . . )"
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311
(Good morning. I'm baaaaaaaaack - and fairly certain there may be a "Honey Boo Boo" image for everything . . . )"
March 28, 2014
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84.09%
""'I am for Miss Ohio, General,' MoMo whispered loudly to General Good Times. 'Her buttocks remind me of tiny cats.'"
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March 28, 2014
– Shelved as:
read-in-2014
March 28, 2014
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Finished Reading
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Great review, Kelly. Also, epic use of GIFs there ^^
Thanks Liz : )
Funny stuff!Does this mean the end (hopefully) of Honey Boo Boo gifs?
NEVER!!!!!
I'm thinking Maze Runner meets Mean Girls.
Oh and I CAN'T get over the Mama June and Honey Boo Boo gif XDI know, I know, waayyyy out of date, but, dammit I love them.
I have already liked this review but i came and stole gifs...and ran.
Shelby *wants some flying monkeys* wrote: "I have already liked this review but i came and stole gifs...and ran."I made so many status updates. Holy shit no wonder no one stuck around for the review!
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter{Angels fly. My hero limps} wrote: "Oh and I CAN'T get over the Mama June and Honey Boo Boo gif XDI know, I know, waayyyy out of date, but, dammit I love them."
I do too. The gifs they provide are pure comedy GOLD!
No friggin kidding. XD
OMG I am so glad this review was bumped. I don't remember seeing it. And it's awesome!!! I think you outdid yourself with these gifs...
Fabulous updates too. I want to read this.
Fabulous updates too. I want to read this.
Thanks Sh3lly! This is one that probably deserves s higher rating than I originally gave it because I tell people to read it all the time.
Bumping reviews!
The gifs on these updates were MAGIC! This is going to have to get moved up on my to-read list.
Read it! Especially if you're having a bad day. It's so OTT and hilarious.
Both gifs are from Saturday Night Live. The first was one of the fake commercials (like GOP Tampons or something like that) and the second was Jason Bateman/Will Forte/Jason Sudakis doing "Mumford & Sons".