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Bradley Sands

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Bradley Sands is an author of bizarro fiction. He wrote Dodgeball High, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy, Rico Slade Will F*cking Kill You, and other books.

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Bradley Sands Take a shower. Seriously. The ideas come flowing out of me and I get unblocked 90% of the time. Going for a walk also works sometimes, but not as well…moreTake a shower. Seriously. The ideas come flowing out of me and I get unblocked 90% of the time. Going for a walk also works sometimes, but not as well. It's also easier for me to deal with writer's block while I'm working on an outline rather than when I'm writing the book itself. And if I'm working off an outline, I rarely get blocked when I'm writing the book.(less)
Bradley Sands Every new book is an improvement over what I wrote before it (although my books weren't all published in the order in which they were written). I'm pr…moreEvery new book is an improvement over what I wrote before it (although my books weren't all published in the order in which they were written). I'm proud of all my books, but it's difficult for me to read my older work without cringing. I'm sure I would enjoy it immensely if it were written by someone else, but it makes me uncomfortable because I'm so much better now.(less)
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Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy

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Dodgeball High

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It Came from Below the Belt

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Please Do Not Shoot Me in t...

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TV Snorted My Brain

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No other game has had such an impact upon my childhood development and made such an impression on the person who I am today than the original King’s Quest. It’s also possible that it’s the most influential piece of media that I have ever experienced in my lifetime, but that would be a difficult fact to determine.


The year was 1984 and I was six years old. I was over my friend Evan’s house, who

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“Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people's throats. That's just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.”
Bradley Sands, Rico Slade Will F*cking Kill You

“I will fucking kill you and anyone else who gets in the way of me and my tunes.”
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“That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.”
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“When people dis fantasy—mainstream readers and SF readers alike—they are almost always talking about one sub-genre of fantastic literature. They are talking about Tolkien, and Tolkien's innumerable heirs. Call it 'epic', or 'high', or 'genre' fantasy, this is what fantasy has come to mean. Which is misleading as well as unfortunate.

Tolkien is the wen on the arse of fantasy literature. His oeuvre is massive and contagious—you can't ignore it, so don't even try. The best you can do is consciously try to lance the boil. And there's a lot to dislike—his cod-Wagnerian pomposity, his boys-own-adventure glorying in war, his small-minded and reactionary love for hierarchical status-quos, his belief in absolute morality that blurs moral and political complexity. Tolkien's clichés—elves 'n' dwarfs 'n' magic rings—have spread like viruses. He wrote that the function of fantasy was 'consolation', thereby making it an article of policy that a fantasy writer should mollycoddle the reader.

That is a revolting idea, and one, thankfully, that plenty of fantasists have ignored. From the Surrealists through the pulps—via Mervyn Peake and Mikhael Bulgakov and Stefan Grabiński and Bruno Schulz and Michael Moorcock and M. John Harrison and I could go on—the best writers have used the fantastic aesthetic precisely to challenge, to alienate, to subvert and undermine expectations.

Of course I'm not saying that any fan of Tolkien is no friend of mine—that would cut my social circle considerably. Nor would I claim that it's impossible to write a good fantasy book with elves and dwarfs in it—Michael Swanwick's superb Iron Dragon's Daughter gives the lie to that. But given that the pleasure of fantasy is supposed to be in its limitless creativity, why not try to come up with some different themes, as well as unconventional monsters? Why not use fantasy to challenge social and aesthetic lies?

Thankfully, the alternative tradition of fantasy has never died. And it's getting stronger. Chris Wooding, Michael Swanwick, Mary Gentle, Paul di Filippo, Jeff VanderMeer, and many others, are all producing works based on fantasy's radicalism. Where traditional fantasy has been rural and bucolic, this is often urban, and frequently brutal. Characters are more than cardboard cutouts, and they're not defined by race or sex. Things are gritty and tricky, just as in real life. This is fantasy not as comfort-food, but as challenge.

The critic Gabe Chouinard has said that we're entering a new period, a renaissance in the creative radicalism of fantasy that hasn't been seen since the New Wave of the sixties and seventies, and in echo of which he has christened the Next Wave. I don't know if he's right, but I'm excited. This is a radical literature. It's the literature we most deserve.”
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Bradley Apparently people who block me on this site are allowed to send me excessively long messages but I do not have the option to respond.


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Bradley Why is the name of one of my books now listed as one of my quotes (Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy), along with prose poem titles from that book? The "quote" with the title also lists my name, publisher, and their location. Seems kind of dumb.

https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes...


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Bradley Derek wrote: "Thank you for the add, Mr. Sands! I highly look forward to reading your body of work."

You're welcome, Derek. Nice to meet you.


message 11: by Derek

Derek Thank you for the add, Mr. Sands! I highly look forward to reading your body of work.


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Bradley Lea wrote: "Do my eyes deceive me? Is Bradley Sands finally back? Thank god -- Rico Slade is cool and all, but I'd rather hang out with you."

Yes, I have regained control of my profile with the assistance of explosives.


Minerva No.



Please don't kill me.


message 8: by Colin

Colin Miller Hey, I'm a huge Dean Koontz fan and your book is being given away for free. If I win, it'll be cool to tear the pages from your books for use as bookmarks for his next bajillion Brother Odd novels. It's an honor really.


Elizabeth Thank you for adding me and a Belated Happy new Year to ya ......Peace


Jessica well if you have any florky stories, pls tell me! I haven't been on there long...it's definitely an awkward site, it's kind of charming in its primitive backwardness, but I'm hardly a long-timer there..
cheers,
j.


message 5: by Saleh

Saleh Hi.What We Talk About When We Talk About Love?PLZ Answer The Question In My Profile.


message 4: by Bill

Bill Glover Thank you for the friend invitation. I dug the "It Came From Below the Belt" excerpt. It's on my to-read list.


Jordan The question is.. are YOU watching the Karate Kid Part III?




Jeremy I want to apologize for the all the recommendations from me today. I wanted to share the Stoker Award news, and I only pressed the send button once--I'm not sure what happened.

Argh...this is terrible...

Again, I'm very sorry.

-Jeremy


Jeremy Hi Bradley!

Here’s wishing you a nifty New Year filled with noiseless noses, neato nicknames, noble Nebraskans, gnarly narcoleptic nebulas, and novel novels about nut-eating narwhals and novercaphobic gnats.

-Jeremy :)


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