Noah’s Reviews > A Light in the Darkness > Status Update

at least shower first :(

ok but why do they keep giving him shit for not wanting to see his shit father?

Take my breath... awaaaaay
Nobody does it better, babe
Bring me close to heaven, babe

I choose to blame your mom

I should make a shelf on here titled "books with characters named Noah who are massive pieces of shit" because I'd have, like, five of them on there already... including this one lol

you see a lot of stickers with progressive messages like that in Seattle, but it's unfortunately not as indicative of one's character as you'd think. Better than the alternative I guess

is he supposed to be good at being a con man? because as of right now he's no Slippin' Jimmy