Carmen’s Reviews > You Know You Want This: Cat Person and Other Stories > Status Update

FUCKING AMAZING. JUST FUCKING AMAZING. *slow clapping* Seriously, Roupenian, seriously... you should be SO PROUD of yourself. You are VERY talented.

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REVIEW TO COME

Perhaps the problem with adulthood was that you weighed the consequences of your actions too carefully, in a way that left you with a life you despised.

This is really fucked-up

Another creepy horror story. Who know Roupenian was a horror author? Not I.

Another great horror story from Roupenian.

I had done MAGIC.

Sometimes, when people in stories encounter the paranormal, they react with horror as the fabric of reality shreds and they are faced with the dawning recognition that everything they once believed was a lie. As I stared down at my phone, I had that exact feeling, except the opposite: not horror but giddy, mounting joy. This was what all those books had promised. I knew it, I thought. I knew

Genius. The writing is exquisite.

This story was absolutely fucking brilliant, a masterpiece.

This is exactly how a man becomes a misogynist.

It was a FOOLPROOF PLAN.

Oh, wait. No, it wasn't. It was a sexual fantasy, and he was an idiot.

LOL