The World According to Cunk Quotes

“Castles are very big houses with tops that look a bit like proper pies with eggs in.”
― Philomena Cunk, The World According to Cunk: An Illustrated History of All World Events Ever, Space Permitting

“In the Dark Ages, everything was side on, like Super Mario. But the Renaissance turned that into Super Mario 64.”
― Philomena Cunk, The World According to Cunk: An Illustrated History of All World Events Ever