Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior Quotes

“When you accidentally mistake a kitten for a chunk of wool while trying to craft a carpet, well . . . that’s when you know you need to take a break.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“they wouldn’t go near a bathroom for days after. They didn’t want the poo screamer to get them.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Plus, they never try to protect themselves. Zombies just come at you in a straight line like noobs to signs that read “ZOMG DIAMONDS HERE.” Even so, it would be foolish to get careless when fighting a zombie. A single zombie can still be dangerous. Even if the damage they deal is pretty low, the attack will still knock you back. Imagine this: you could get knocked back by a zombie, into another”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“And so, for the rest of the day, I learned a few things from Steve. While we were crafting tools, he asked if he could borrow the wooden stick I’d been playing with earlier. I told him it’d be his for the low, low price of just twenty emeralds . . . Yeah. I’m definitely learning.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“A) Immediately start crying. B) Ask the mobs real nicely to just stop attacking. C) Dig down until we hit bedrock and live like dwarves, eating mushrooms and bats.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“chicken gave me a strange look. Yes. It looked at me. With its eyes. It’s getting too crazy around here. * *”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“forgot.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“C)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“bunch”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Hurrrrrr.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“pleased with this. “What’s he doing gathering gunpowder?” he said. “He needs to run away! Those zombies are so close! Maybe I should go out there myself and show him how it’s done!” “Oh, I can’t watch this!” said the mayor, shielding his eyes. A girl was almost crying. “Those zombies are going to get him! Steve!! Run!!” Indeed, the zombies were slowly shambling toward him. They were forming a ring around him. There was no escape. My heart sank when the enderman teleported beside him. Steve swung and swung, striking the enderman before it could attack. With an eerie howl, the enderman dropped to the ground, dead. Steve bent down to pick up what the enderman dropped. An ender pearl. Me being the noob that I am, I had no idea why Steve was gathering the items. He should have been focusing on the zombies surrounding him, right? Instead, he set my crafting table on the ground. We villagers just stood upon the wall, watching helplessly. Urf gasped. “Crafting?” he said. “Ridiculous! What kind of noob is he? Why is he crafting in the middle of combat?!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“* * * After the village settled down, Stump and I spent the rest of the day at our old hangout spot. The old field next to the wall. He brought a cake from his house (his parents are bakers, remember—that’s why his family is good at crafting). And yes, while we powered through slice after slice of the best cake in Minecraftia, we”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“thought”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“After”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Suddenly, being a warrior didn’t seem like”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“noob to fall for such a trick. But my mind has been”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“I”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“SQUEEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“more, he had lost his pride. The mobs defeated him, got past all his defenses. Nothing worse can happen to a warrior than that, I imagine. Not only that, but he’s trapped here, in Minecraftia. He really misses Earth. For once, it was my turn to be the strong one. For Steve. I marched over to the bed, looked up, and said: “You know, those mobs are going to figure out how to break through our wall sooner or later. Some day, the creepers are going to realize they don’t need to bomb us with slimes. They can just blow up next to the wall, and that’ll be it. We need you, hurrrrr. Besides, don’t you want to get revenge?” I thought it was a good speech. But Steve just made a strange groaning noise. “Uuuuuggghhhhhh . . .” I tried a few more times to motivate him, but he didn’t move. He was just another zombie. A zombie who sleeps and eats cake. My parents said I shouldn’t bother him. They said he needs some time alone. That’s fine. I understand. Besides, he’s not the only warrior around. Tomorrow, I’m going to visit Mike.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“potato. This is how I accomplished it: I grabbed the baked potato (with my hand). Then I moved my arm up (and also my hand). By doing this, I could put the baked potato into my mouth.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Oh, what will I do today? Slay some mobs? Explore some temples? Find some treasure?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“you swing the sword. Use your arms and swing the sword with all of your strength.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“A chicken gave me a strange look. Yes. It looked at me. With its eyes. It’s getting too crazy around here.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Herobrine?!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“100”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“(No, my friends, don’t ever stand downwind of Mungo after he’s devoured a charged creeper. It won’t be a pleasant experience.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Sometimes,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Um . . . Made out of poo.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“warrior-noob,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Steve took out a small army of zombies using TNT and an ender pearl.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure