About me - this is long overdue

I'm a bisexual potato in a human body suit , gender whatever I feel like (usually male), I am completely obsessed with greek mythology which led me to PJO, HOO, Epic the musical, which then led me to DEH the musical , BMC, VLD, Hamilton, Six, Heathers, Mistborn (only the first era thooo I WILL GET THERE I SWEAR) and I am obsessed with gravity falls even though I joined the fandom like, 10 years too late or something and I like the ready player one book and dislike the movie nearly as much as I dislike the PJO movies. I like drawing, reading, writing stories and badminton.

So - yeah. That's me. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Jimothy William the first of the seventeen ostriches

Joseph chicken Mary Ovalface the sixteenth

Bob

In case it wasn't clear I have no idea what you mean

I can't tell if your being serious or joking.

I'm going to assume you're joking

My nan and pa bought me and my brother gingerbread house making things for Christmas and one of the first things my brother says is "I'm gonna go to the shopping center and buy a whole bunch of gingerbread men, rip their limbs off and add red icing before putting them back on so when I put them in their little house and then abduct them, their deaths can be more real and they'll bleed." And all my Dad had to say on the subject was "Putting the limbs back on doesn't make it any less psychotic".

I was doing homework (for the first time in fooorreeeevvver) and muttering to myself every now and then, as you do when I got off topic and started scrolling on Pinterest when I got an idea for my project so then I switch tabs back to the canvas page and mutter very loudly "SNAKE" and my Mum sitting next to me goes "WHAT?!? WHERE?!?" and I tell her "no for my CAT" and she says "you have a cat?"

YOUR MUM

no

NO

noooooooooooo

it's 1.44am and my eyelids are pulsating - is that a bad thing?

Is it just me or do keyboard smashes look better when they start with "asdfg"

Like example :

adsfgdcnvrygfb looks better than p9oihugkyjvcfw

yes very nice me

I like turtles