bitches be like "life is a neverending nightmare," my brother in christ you are 14
not saying that being 14 isn't a nightmare im just saying you've hardly seen any of life. you're like a fifth of your way through the universe i swear you don't have the experience necessary to judge how things will turn out
i phrased it a lot better here.
dead serious when you're a teenager you don't have the ability to see how life will pan out. hell i don't know how life will pan out. but i have money and autonomy and that's far better than i had when i was 14. so it's a start at least
thats all well and good my friend but this is optimistic bullshit lmao sometimes life sucks and doesnt get better. this post really rubs me the wrong way. my life sucked at 14 and being 14 didnt mean shit. now im 23 and life is still shit. theres no light at the end of the tunnel theres just windows that give you a glimmer of hope that you can escape but turns out you don't fit through the window and you're stuck in the dark forever anyway.
ok well everyone you heard the man. everyone kill yourselves immediately there's no hope and nothing matters and trying to look on the bright side is stupid and immature. and if your life isn't completely solved in two decades it will never ever get better in your entire life. sorry 👍
im sorry if you're like. 23 and your life is bad. but also you're 23. that's still really young. you're barely in the tunnel?? like. calm down. jesus.
bitches be like "life is a neverending nightmare," my brother in christ you are 14
not saying that being 14 isn't a nightmare im just saying you've hardly seen any of life. you're like a fifth of your way through the universe i swear you don't have the experience necessary to judge how things will turn out
i phrased it a lot better here.
dead serious when you're a teenager you don't have the ability to see how life will pan out. hell i don't know how life will pan out. but i have money and autonomy and that's far better than i had when i was 14. so it's a start at least
thats all well and good my friend but this is optimistic bullshit lmao sometimes life sucks and doesnt get better. this post really rubs me the wrong way. my life sucked at 14 and being 14 didnt mean shit. now im 23 and life is still shit. theres no light at the end of the tunnel theres just windows that give you a glimmer of hope that you can escape but turns out you don't fit through the window and you're stuck in the dark forever anyway.
ok well everyone you heard the man. everyone kill yourselves immediately there's no hope and nothing matters and trying to look on the bright side is stupid and immature. and if your life isn't completely solved in two decades it will never ever get better in your entire life. sorry 👍
And this is why content like art from artists doesn't spread on this site the way it could.
I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.
I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.
the imma keep it real with u chief!! pic is another classic example of "no edit will ever be funnier than the original image"
when the human pet guy was active on here he always had his submission box open so every time one of his posts made it to my dashboard i would wordlessly submit this to his askbox
he never confronted me about it but he did like one of my posts once
the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason