watching this video turns you into a sim momentarily

eera blerg a lay!

you stole dog blood

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

we could be going down the bigfoot titty slide rn but you won't text back

windows please im in the middle of something

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

Best thing I ever saw

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

So good at feeling not so good at expressing

Me and mom learned new English word.

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.