aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

Good morning class! Today we’re gonna play a Kahoot. Get out your chromebooks and join the Padlet. Your quiz today is on Blooket. You’ll need your Quiibo login. Write down your response on the EdPoob. Your homework is to do the Nubu. It’s on Nubu. Don’t forget to do the Nubu. The Nubu is a test grade.

You’re asking if this new digital tool is actually helping you learn or if your teacher just went to a mandatory district-wide meeting where they were trained on a new technology that the district spent thousands of dollars on implementing and that all teachers are being heavily encouraged to use in the name of keeping their teaching Up To Date With The Latest Tech?

Don’t worry about it. I just gave you 50 NubuBux to spend customizing your Nubuvatar. Don’t be late for third period, kid.

y'all really have opinions about interactive educational technologies huh.

i understand why folks turn off reblogs on a post but part of me always feels so betrayed by unrebloggable posts on my dash. like oh okay shops closed? just when i get to the door

Spicy blend. 🫖 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

fuck its Already like 100 am

they should really add 'use of gen ai for false advertising' as an option for reporting ads

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up

I thinks folks expressing incredulity at the quality of the writing and composition in Calvin and Hobbes are often missing the context that Bill Watterson is arguably the most influential sequential artist of his generation. Like, this is a guy who once told the editors of nationally syndicated newspapers to go fuck themselves when they wanted to mess with his panel layouts, and not only did he keep his job, he got his way. He could have had literally any gig he wanted, and he chose to be the Sunday funnies guy because that's what made him happy. He's basically the Weird Al of sequential art.

doing perspective box exercises but then some cat loafed in them

i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

this is a great way to frame it lol like just bc i'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i should leave a bad review on the ice cream parlor

(panting) ah- oh, fuck, Glueman... fill me with your-

the Glue Man: my special glue that lets me walk up and down anything?

(through gritted teeth) ffuck

unsolved mysteries: why would I post this