Me: im trans

My parents: 😶😐😑😲😵😧😨😭😓

Me: how did you say that out loud

My parents: "you didn't used to be like this ! You've changed [since you came out as trans]"

Me: I will happily go back in time so u can pay for everything again

Parents: that's... Not what we-

Me: while I'm at it I'll throw on some mismatched clothes and a blood on the dance floor CD

Parents: no ple-

Me: *pulling on thirty bead bracelets* can't be 15 without cheap jewelry kits

Parents: *running, screaming*

Me: my job here is done

My parents hoped i would grow out of being trans but three years later the only thing I've grown out of is my pants and the memes I used to quote

My ma took my gender away how do I get it back from her

My gender is rock and roll. It's not a phase, mom, this is who I really am!