lando, run normally, please (x)

hm, aha,,,

none of this even real we living in goo goo land

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

did ao3 change how copy and paste in rich text works. is this going to fuck up my formatting

okay it just looked weird in the text box crisis averted

Spot the difference: impossible

you guys make such pretty gifs with such pretty captions and coloring like even when i dont go to a fandom i'll see gifs and be like wow that person is cool and that is still true after over a decade on this site. i think gifs are cool and that is why i'm stranded here forever. i love u gifs and gifmakers

I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.

f1 text posts because why not

Participation Award | Oscar/Lando rule 63 | 5k words | Explicit

Oscar could do this. She could be in on the joke. The mortifying ordeal of experiencing sapphic desire. (On AO3)