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adverbian

@adverbian / adverbian.tumblr.com

years go by, will I still be waiting
(she/her. elder millennial.)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/adverbian
Header image: "Forest" by targut is licensed under CC BY 2.0 .

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My fanfiction over on AO3. All Good Omens (TV continuity), Aziraphale/Crowley. (Updated 12 June 2024)

(As always, check tags on AO3 for content notes!)

East of the Sun, West of the Moon (E, 11k words, a standalone chapter in a larger collab)

Monster Hunter Aziraphale/Shapeshifter Crowley AU. Arranged marriage to a mysterious stranger; sex magic on the wedding night; and the Ballad of Tam Lin with consentacles. (You can enjoy this chapter even if you have not read anything else in this big collab fic! I promise! I wrote it with almost zero knowledge of anything else!)

Good (E, 1000 words, oneshot)

Crowley’s done something kind again. There must be something Aziraphale can do for him in return. No matter how much he complains about it. (CNC, praise/degradation kink, Gentle Dom Aziraphale)

The New-Made World (E, 5397 words, oneshot)

No one watching. Nothing to prove. Just the two of them. Together. (A follow-up to All Your Life.) A birthday gift for @lornainthewoods.

Smutty Thanksgiving drabble challenge, 2024 edition.

All Your Life (T, 2942 words, oneshot)

In which, sharing a cottage on the South Downs, they gradually find their way to themselves, and to each other. Soft and sweet and musical. A birthday gift for @gaiaseyes451 .

(More under the cut!)

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By the 19th book of the Aubrey-Maturin series, you can tell that POB has updated his historical research about women serving openly as women on ships. Women as members of the gun crew, women as loblolly boys, women as servants and child-minders to the wealthy, women as wives and widows of petty and warrant officers, supernumeraries who don’t have to stand muster or be assigned to a watch, etc

However, the way he presents this information is funny as fuck. It is absolutely a retcon.

Jack’s like, oh yeah, Mrs. Poll Skeeping is going to help you out in the sick-berth

And Stephen is like, a woman? On a ship? Aren’t you, like, vehemently against that?

And Jack is like, no, there’s been loads of women around the whole time, Stephen, you just don’t notice this stuff because you don’t pay attention. It’s Because You Be On That God-Damn Birdwatching. Anyway, middle-aged women don’t signify. They’re basically seamen in skirts #feminism

if you write for a canon ship you're boring. that ship isn't canon why are you writing about them. if you only focus on one ship you're dull. if you multiship you're a traitor. AUs are overdone. what's the point of canon fics we already have canon. straight ships are uninteresting. gay ships are fetishizing. too many things are rated E you horny freaks. why read anything without smut in it. you've undertagged you're a bad person. you've overtagged and spoiled the story. where is the verbal, step by step consent? checking in during each moment of intimacy is tedious. there's too much romance in fic. who would read a fic that doesn't involve shipping. my opinions about fanworks are correct. they're moral. they have nothing to do with personal taste and everything to do with righteousness.

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Can I plsplspls recommend Good by adverbian it's a praise-as-degradation-kink fic, suuuper short and sweet & very well-executed. M rating

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2/2: OH MY GOD I said it was M-rated and it was EXPLICIT I even said IN THE ASK that it was a kink fic, and I thought "that ought to make it obvious, but just in case, I'll put the rating to avoid ambiguity" and I did the wrong rating "Good" by uh adverbian is. an explicit fic. i'm so sorry. i still reccomend it highly. obviously. i just. forgot what E and M meant. forgot E existed. i'm sorry i'm fucking stupid i JUST realised this, like, this minute. um. <3?

Thanks for the rec and clarification on the rating...

Good by adverbian (E)

Crowley’s done something kind again. There must be something Aziraphale can do for him in return. No matter how much he complains about it.

- Mod D

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EEP ❤️🫠

@queermarzipan thank you so much for the very kind words & rec!

(yes, it is explicit! I fully understand the experience of having a temporary brain fritz, though ❤️)

Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.

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forgot about the green knight and thought the grinch was just going wild

Tutorial: How to Embed Gifs (and get the one you actually want from the set)

There have probably been posts about this before, but since reposting is still a (deeply unfortunate) thing, I figured I'd give this a shot in case it's not a well known trick.

The tumblr Gif tool will allow you to embed gifs directly into your post without saving and re-uploading (reposting) someone else's work.

When you're building your post, just use the yellow GIF icon in the post builder:

You can search here by tag or keyword. If you happen to know one of the tags used on the original post you're looking for, that can narrow things down:

To narrow down to a SPECIFIC post, you can also paste the URL into the search field. This will pull up the very first gif in that set:

If you select that gif, it will pop into your post with a credit and link back to the OP (specifically back to the OPs post with that gif in it):

This is a properly attributed gif embed. The credit on the bottom right points back to the original post:*

Often, the first gif is not actually the one you want to embed, but there is a way to swap the image out for the one you want without losing the source attribution.

*It's helpful to put some reference text near your initial embed so you're able to swap the right image out later on. For this post, I'm going to use that short block right above the embedded gif as a reference.

In another tab/window, go to the OPs post and find the actual gif you want to embed from their set. Right click the image and Copy Image Address:

Once you have the URL copied, go back to your post and scroll to the gear icon at the top:

Open that menu and in the dropdown, where it says Text Editor, swap Rich Text to HTML:

Your post will turn into a bunch of code once you do this. Don't worry, we will change it back.

For this post, I put reference text above that first embedded gif so I could easily find the URLs I need once it becomes HTML. This is super helpful if you're embedding more than one gif. The reference text is highlighted below. This indicated the block that my currently embedded gif lives in:

In order to swap the first gif out for one that's later in the set, you just need to replace the SRC gifv and SRCSET gifv URLs with the image address you copied:

Once you've pasted the image address into these spots, you can go back to the gear icon and switch the Text Editor back to Rich Text:

Your post should return to it's previous, glorious state, but instead of the first gif embedded, you should now see the one you actually want from the set. The credit and source attribution back to the OPs post should remain intact on the bottom right:

This might seem super complicated at first, but it's pretty straightforward once you've tried it, and also a lot less frustrating for gif makers to see this than seeing our stuff just get reposted.

Anyway... If you found the gifs outside of tumblr or you didn't make them yourself, don't save and re-upload (aka. repost) them to tumblr, 'cause someone probably stole them from here to begin with and that's not cool. Search the tags and find the ones you want. Reblog from gif makers. If you want to embed a single gif from a set, try to do it this way, or minimally, credit the person you took it from.

before the joining some girl on tumblr was definitely like you know, raban from wycaro is actually sooo woman-coded and then another girl on tumblr who was probably me was like you people are fucking idiots shut uppppp

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