imagine you’re so fucking stressed out, you’ve been losing to him which your dad told you not to do and now you have to go to your nightmare home in days, you’re just trying to avoid everyone but he tracks you down, drunk, screams at you, still can’t seem to leave your side, DOES THIS WITH YOU SEE ABOVE, screams at you again, literally comes one centimeter from kissing you again, and storms off. like ok
hollanov fic recs
some heated rivalry fics i like a lot. my notes under each title, not the official summaries
Little More Close by maplesalad @maple-salad | 2k, E a little consensual non-consent for our guy shane, as a treat Taking a Walk in the Woods After Having Taken a Walk in the Woods with You by lark_ral @larkral | 2k, E ilya gets his shit rocked by the new yorker poetry section Cunk on Hockey by qkind | 2k, E national treasure philomena cunk interviews shane and ilya #noticing by YankingAwry @theburialofstrawberries | 3k, E svetty realises what’s up. gorgeous outsider pov Adjustments by sheepknitssweater | 3k, E soft dick ilya actually very emotionally important to me call me back someday by hockeyfinches | 3k, E club scene remix feat. EVEN MORE FEELINGS. ilya voice unmatched u might want to get tested by toomuchplor | 5k, E ilya and his fuckboi ways and a surprisingly romantic chlamydia scare Brighton Beach by citrusses, iota @citrusses @sorrybutblog | 5k, E mid-situationship, they visit anora-land Penalties by citrusses | 5k, E ilya is married to someone else. beautifully grimy Vishnya by Kate Andrews (k8andrewz) | 10k, E ilya smokes cigarettes and calls shane’s asshole a pussy and makes him wear panties clear to a hedgehog by magneticwave | 12k, E AU: hockey player ilya, doctor shane. great ilya pov
ok we're doing it, heated rivalry fic recs for @starstrung (+ some bonus rpf)
Paul of Scotland, Destiny Is In Your Hands, 2020 pencil on white paper, 11.69"x16.54"
Heated Rivalry Fic Recs
Coda's and episode related fics
talk me down by PennedByLynn https://archiveofourown.org/works/76821356 Coda to episode 6, starting from the drive
Relationship development
working on my backcheck by novembersmith https://archiveofourown.org/works/76320461 “Ha ha,” Shane says, then, feeling very brave and magnanimous: “Just, you know. I could top, if you wanted me to.”
Ilya laughs at him.
enforcer by moonlitgarden https://archiveofourown.org/works/76278971 Ilya Rozanov is the biggest hockey talent of his generation. So is Shane Hollander. But over the years Ilya notices that the vicious media and the clamouring fans and some of his more foul-mouthed teammates treat Hollander differently than any other hockey player.
Shane, Ilya & Shane's Parents
watch the moon flower bloom by sunshineonrye https://archiveofourown.org/works/76681541 5 times Shane thinks Ilya doesn't like his parents and 1 time he finds out the truth
Breaking the Cycle by TheOceanIsMyInkwell https://archiveofourown.org/works/76667786 Five times Yuna suspected Shane might be into guys, ft. multigenerational Asian tiger mom syndrome
Judges by a_good_soldier https://archiveofourown.org/works/76703756 Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.
Ilya & Boston Team
Third Round Draft Pick by arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds) https://archiveofourown.org/works/76790736 Ilya/Boston Raiders feelings.
esplanade by etben https://archiveofourown.org/works/76424111 Shane Hollander meets a Boston Raiders fan. The conversation doesn't go quite how he expects.
The Montreal Girl by some1_around https://archiveofourown.org/works/75605916 Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.
other fish by brawlite https://archiveofourown.org/works/77087866 Post ep 4; Cliff ends up at a bar with a melancholy Ilya Rozanov. Cliff attempts to offer emotional support and then some relationship advice, even though he's not stellar at either.
miles away, inventing love by radialarch https://archiveofourown.org/works/77033216 Guys moved for money, or for family. And if it was money, it wouldn't be to fucking Ottawa. (Cliff & Ilya)
Smut Focused
Obedient Over-Achieving Canadian Tops by aphrodisiatic_cat https://archiveofourown.org/works/76830286 Hot and fun Dom from the bottom Ilya x sub from the top Shane, in the situationship era fic
u might want to get tested by toomuchplor https://archiveofourown.org/works/75982236 Ilya and Shane have an STD scare and end up fucking about it
no place for the old by ohtempora https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/200570181 Scott Hunter gets ragebaited into a threesome. (Ilya/Shane/Scott)
Ilya Rozanov Gets Railed by GlitterCity https://archiveofourown.org/works/46118071 “When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”
Outsider POV/Social Media
Tweets of a Beat Reporter by notlayingroses https://archiveofourown.org/works/76807386 The Ottawa Centaurs from 2016 to 2021 as told through the tweets of their resident beat reporter.
Transcript of “Reacting to the Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov News” by wintersteddy https://archiveofourown.org/works/76579406
Not-the-Empty-Netters react to the Fucking Brad video straight hockey podcasters reacting to the relationship reveal in The Long Game
how yuna hollander was moving in episode 6:
Heated Rivalry FicRecs for a friend
I told one of my friends I'd compile a list of fanfics for them, and then decided that, actually, I should just make a post about it because rec lists keep fandom alive. And also these fics are good and people should read them. First half of this list will be NSFW w/ the non-smut focused fics in the later half.
Split into stupid categories chosen by yours truly under the cut.
I have this image in my head of Kip having a slightly horrified realisation that he and Scott are now basically the gay mentor couple to an entire league of gay babies who secretly confide in them and also that not a single one including Scott knows the slightest thing about sexuality or how so many things work or what the rest of the gay world is like because they've all been stuck in their own little corner fumbling around and he's wondering if he's gonna have to make a slideshow
ahaha usually I kinda hate the wise gay mentor trope but I did laugh at the idea of kip sending out a handout explaining SAFE SANE & CONSENSUAL sex practices. way too many deeply closeted gay hockey players accidentally reinventing bdsm in a vacuum
when shane's like hey why don't we try this crazy new thing where we say what we think and feel instead of disguising our emotions behind layers of deflection and bro-y fuck yous and ilya's like ummmmmm idk if i can make any promises..... cut to ilya opening his eyes the next morning half awake blurting out I LIKE YOUUUUUU!!!!!!! like he'd been practicing it in his sleep. baby's first taste of emotional security lol he's riding HIGH on that rush of feeling loved and safe
You're playing on the same team as Hollander this year, right? Is he also mediocre? No, he's amazing. Those hands. And he's gorgeous. If you say so. You know he's gorgeous. And you know he's good. He's very good.
HEATED RIVALRY | Season 1, Episode, 5, "I'll Believe in Anything"
"My heart overflows with longing for my brother Luís, King Luís, and my sister Glória. Luís gave up on life at twenty, and Glória, at twenty-four, also decided that life wasn't worth living. Equal longing also for Manuel Valadares, who showed me the meaning of tenderness when I was six... May they all rest in peace!" - José Mauro de Vasconcelos
he was bracing himself for bad news


