I lied actually I couldn't make my queens wait. give em the good slop for me

Yeah

guest star appearance on Facebook Messenger from my favorite elementary school teacher...

They fired her from our Christian private school only about a year or two into her job because she treated us like 4th grade students instead of focusing on strict discipline and grooming us to become members of that church's congregation.

The pastor's wife ran the school and still appears in stress dreams that some of my friends and I have. She tried to intervene multiple times when boss bitch Peggy was being too permissive like bringing us hash browns for breakfast or letting us ask questions about real world topics that weren't "godly" like social issues, finances, and forming relationships.

I think it was obvious to a lot of parents and even me at 10 years old that the real problems she had with Peggy were that she's a black woman and that she stands on her convictions, one being that children deserve kindness and respect.

I need to get a drink with her soon so bad

Where the fuck would we be without these technological innovations

Yaaaaay man tits

I want a solid black sugar glider but they're new in the states and people are paying like a thousand dollars to get on breeder waiting lists, so I'm going to do the same thing I do with phones and wait until il I find a used one online that someone is trying to get rid of

They look like little blonde Christmas elves who received some sort of eternal cosmic punishment for their crimes like Salem Saberhagen

Wet as fuck

There is a fundamental difference between having pets with hands (rats, sugar gliders) and having pets with paws. It can be a highly personal and intimate experience offering food to an animal and having them take it from you with intent, then watching them turn their nose up because it wasn't as yummy as the cantaloupe from yesterday