Jonah, Baby
Jonah baby, just slip a statement under the tree for me
Been an awful good boy
Jonah, baby
So hurry to the Archives tonight
Jonah baby, a key to the tunnels too, please do
I’ll wait up for you, sir
Jonah baby, so hurry to the archives tonight
Think of all the horror I’ve missed
Think of my assistants, I insist
Next year I will be just as good, if you’ll check off my expenses list
Jonah baby, the situations fraught, it’s, uh, a lot
Been attacked all year
Jonah baby, so hurry to the archives tonight
Jonah honey, one little thing I really need
Some tweed, it’s a suit for me
Jonah baby, so hurry to the archives tonight
Jonah, cutie,
And fill the archives with paychecks, and yes,
Sign your name on the line
Jonah, cutie, and hurry to the archives tonight
Come and see your employee
I’ll even have Martin make some extra tea
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me
Jonah, baby
Forgot to mention one extra take,
A break
And not a kidnapping
Jonah baby,
So hurry to the archives tonight
Hurry to the archives tonight
Hurry, tonight
hi there :]
you seem rad, im glad you like my art style :] (your reblog tags idk if im reading the comment wrong idk sorry)
all this to say
Your intro says you like the Magnus Archives? 👀
I do like your art! And yes, I LOVE tma, I haven’t posted too much tma art in here since my year and a half long hyper-fixation I had on it accured before I started this blog but im trying to get back on my grind.
How to be a podcast protagonist
How to be a podcast protagonist : a tutorial
- First and foremost, it can be very helpful if you're a pathetic loser man. Pathetic loser men usually succeed within the audio drama world,so make sure to be pathetic, a loser and (if you're okay with that) a man
- Now the ideal age for a pathetic podcast protagonist loser man would be his thirties, however, if you're just a bit younger or older than that, I'm sure no one will bat an eye.
- Studies show that most podcast protagonists are twinks. Sorry folks,I don't make the rules!
- Make sure to have at least one weird character trait. This might be a slightly off putting interest, a deep childhood trauma that led to you being incredibly paranoid or something else entirely, feel free to be creative!
- I really don't want to say that pathetic loser men can't be cisgender and heterosexual, but it might come in handy to be queer, or atleast very queer coded.
- Alternatively or additionally to being queer, being neuro divergent (or atleast on the spectrum) will probably get you somewhere in your career as a podcast protagonist.
- Last but not least, be prepared for life changing, soul shattering horrors that will definitely come upon you. Or don't be prepared. You know what,it might be better if you're not prepared. Just thought it would be fair to let you know that you absolutely will suffer the horrors of an average podcast protagonist.
Congratulations, you are now a podcast protagonist! Have fun in the audio drama world!(you won't 🥰)
Oh god i lowk fit…
-pathetic loser man. I can be very energetic and a little crude, but under ANY pressure and im the jitteriest motherfucker
-quite far from my thirties,,, im watching out tho…
- not a twink but I’ve seen the exceptions!!
-losing a very important item of mine when I was 6 years old has led me to being paranoid of losing anything and I am now here with broken teapots, screws, and 1000 pointless items surrounding me.
-NOT cis NOT straight can confirm 👍👍👍
-ADHD and possible other stuff,,, idk yet :p
-im scared :(
