online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

booboo wheel containment. cell status: holding

This video I just saw on YouTube

I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

This interview is OVER!

this is so amazing

Dude that is too much slop for him

I like when a video game fan song comes on but you don't know it yet because the lyrics are just about a tragic loss or the darkness in your heart or something but then it hits you with a sick line "you must find the final cube" or "theyll never beat my poison blast"

CLAW STUCK!!! CLAW STUCK!!!! PLEASE!!! I BEG YOU!!!!

i have terrible news for this person

YES!

brother’s friend’s kid came up to me and asked if I’ve ever played smash bros. nah never let’s play it on your switch little guy

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.