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Hey, I'm Elias/Opossum. It/its

I reblog a lot, my posts are tagged #opossumspeaks

Main Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel, The Locked Tomb, The Magnus Archives. I mostly make fanworks about these

Minor fandoms: The Apothecary Diaries, The Amazing Digital Circus, Deltarune, Mouthwashing, The West Wing, Leverage, Thunderbolts*, and Fight Club. not as many fanworks about these on my part.

Ao3: SleepyPossumBoy

my etsy store is listed below the cut if you'd like to support me.

Asks are open :3

This is an 18+ account. I block minors and people who annoy me lol its not personal.

Ok bye <3

๐ŸŒธ Cherry Blossom Moth Kittens ๐ŸŒธ

You can get this design on a t-shirt through Teezr for a limited time! Grab one now and help support an artist today! ๐ŸŒธ

This is my very first toe dip into t-shirts, a very long requested item from people who want to support my artworks. I hope everyone likes this design because if you do I hope to make more!

The good folks at Teezer gave me an extension! You can now purchase the cherry blossom moth kittens design until the end of January!

๐ŸŒธPURCHASE ONE HERE!๐ŸŒธ

you GOTTA read your favourite childhood books again as an adult because with more perspective, youโ€™ll realise things you wouldnโ€™t have when you were younger. like how theyโ€™re all transgender

items to keep in ur inventory to become the most popular guy at the function

  • ibuprofen
  • phone charger
  • band aid
  • $5

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

what i miss most about being a chocolatier (besides the honor of gayest job title imaginable) is we had these massive bars of chocolate for tempering that were 10lbs and we had to break them into smaller chunks. by using a sledgehammer of course. i LIVED for that shit

all the other people in production HATED busting them especially at the end of the shift but i fucking loved it. give me the hammer. i can be trusted with the hammer. And everyone did in fact trust me with the hammer because again they all thought it was tedious and painful. me? i was having the time of my life. even if i had to pick up the slack for other people i would be annoyed for all of five seconds before the euphoria of getting to smash things set in. and the production areas had windows too so customers often just got to watch me beat the shit out of a massive chocolate bar. with a hammer. like a zoo animal. i was getting paid to do that. every day i miss it.

truly anything can be good if you do enough textual analysis

fandom at its core is about asking the age old question โ€œwhat if they were doing that shit on purposeโ€ and then they werenโ€™t

So you do know that not all trans men were lesbians before coming out, right? I'm a gay trans man, I was never in the lesbian community. So this idea that all trans men are welcome by lesbian separatist terfs completely erases my existence. (Not to mention the fact that trans men that ARE lesbians are constantly chased out "no men" lesbian spaces if they don't detransition). Terfs think that gay trans men are tainted by both our love of men and our masculinity.

But in any case being "welcome" by terfs is never a positive for trans men. Being groomed into detransition, sexually objectified and reduced to your reproductive organs is not acceptance.

It's genuinely vile to assert that it is ever a privilege to be pursued by a detransition cult.

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

Frames under the cut if you're curious

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