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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too


Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans
Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants
Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast
dionysus explaining why he’s Like That
All of these are so accurate it hurts
Also Hermes, God of messengers

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos
Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose
Help

Ares, the god of war











