guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

yeah you're not "womanphobic" you're misogynistic hope this helps

love all the boomers and gen xers in the comments of the man on the run trailer complaining that there's not enough wings in a documentary about wings and that would be a fair complaint except they don't understand that it's not a documentary about wings it's a documentary about one man's bisexual drama

petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

love is real. it’ll never happen to me. whatever

every time there's another post about how science is malebrained and the superior feminine way of understanding the world is via bullshit woo i like to imagine a 1920s misogynist nodding along thoughtfully whilst stroking his beard

cities in the old world: named for a word meaning "river" in a dead and otherwise unattested language

cities in the new world: named for a guy who made incremental improvements in sewing machine design

cities in elephantopia: generally trunk- or stomping-themed

the john/paul 70s diss tracks were really just “hahaha idiot you are happily married. and me? well i am also happily married. 😈😈😈”

"rpf is for fun" no its not. its for psychologically torturing yourself. its the penance you have to pay for caring that much about famous people

"but we'd loved each other all our lives"

sorry for the 1 millionth post but I'm still here because it's kind of the most romantic thing on earth to say you've loved someone your entire life when you met them when you were 15 but the thing is he's been loving him for almost 70 years so it does just feel like he loved him his whole life he doesn't even question it