whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
I’m applying this both to my unfinished fics, and any papers I have to write for class from now on. And it’s strangely motivating.
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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Headcanon that since Zoey was raised in America, she refuses to use the metric system much to Mira’s absolute dismay 🤣
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Zoey: hmmm ya that jump seems to be at least two Rumi’s wide
Mira: you really can’t say it in meters???
Rumi: why am I being used as the measurement?
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Zoey: This table won’t fit in our penthouse
Mira: how could you possibly know that?
Zoey: I used seven of my hands to measure it, which is too big for where we want to put it, only needing six hands.
*Mira about to explode*
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lol I just think it would be funny if she used any form of measurement other than the metric system (not even using feet or inches either, but random object and body parts, specifically to piss Mira off)
Zoey: ugh it’s going to be like 90 degrees today, I can’t wait for fall
Mira: ??? Where are we, the surface of the sun??
Rumi: she’s using “freedom units” again.
Honestly, I feel like I'm old and mature enough these days that I don't need to know what the kids' new funny number is supposed to mean. Hell, when I was a child, I wasn't well-read enough to understand why 42 was a funny number, and I just shrugged and moved on. And, as we all remember from our multiplication tables, 42 is just six se
I work with kids, and one of my guys kept doing the “six seeeeven” thing, so after a while I said “you know back in my day we laughed about 69 not 67”. He gets really serious and goes “ok but do you know what that means? Because it’s REALLY gross.”
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THANKS PORTLAND WATER BUREAU INSTAGRAM???
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPjg74tkSsT/?img_index=2&igsh=d3JsZzVwaG1ydmwy
If Rei Ami lost it at the refrigerators I can’t imagine what will happen when she finds this
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Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
Dude, last week my cat drank some of my lemon balm tea before I could stop him. Google gave me exactly this kind of answer. “You shouldn’t give cats tea” NO SHIT I didnt GIVE it to him, he took it without my permission and I need to know if we need to go to the vet right now
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kpop demon hunters au where instead of trying to accept all parts of herself rumi decides to sacrifice herself in order to repair the original honmoon from near destruction into a psuedo gold honmoon, trapping herself down in hell with all the other demons
no one takes it well lmao mira and zoey immediately start to go fucking mad with grief bc they thought rumi was coming back to them, reaching out to them, and that they were about to save the world together. they basically immediately start trying to rip open the honmoon to get to rumi but esp at the heart of the repairs its nearly impenetrable so they have to give up and go home to try and figure something else out
celine has like. the crashout of the century which is impressive considering her last crashout was losing everything she loved to something she didnt even understand but now shes lost the last thing she loved to something she very much understands- her own mistakes. herself. and that manages to make it all infinitely worse
the three all end up convening at celine's house- mira and zoey to raid the library full of hunters research and celine searching for something to drink herself into unconsciousness- and it ends bloodily with much screaming
eventually they all calm down enough to start actually planning and the girls tell celine that no rumis not dead the honmoon just cut off her connection to them all bc shes now in hell instead("MIRA THAT MEANS SHES FUCKING DEAD") and theyre going to rip it to fucking shreds if it means they can have her back, demons getting through be damned
theyre both expecting a fight on this, a lecture or at the very minimum *some* form of pushback, but celines 100% down. she doesnt care. shes done. she wants her daughter back and if it means dooming the rest of the world it doesnt matter bc the world has already taken everything else from her and for fucks sake it cant have *her* too.
so they all agree and set out to research how tf theyre gonna get into hell and ideally get back out with rumi in tow
meanwhile rumis Suffering. gwi-ma was fucking pissed but gloating bc he could take it out on her at the very least so shes been going through the Horrors. eventually she manages to escape and starts going on a fucking rampage in hell lmao. being on the other side of the honmoon has basically suppressed all her human traits instead of her demon ones, and restraint/emotion regulation is a very much human trait. jinu and the saja boys are all down there with her and jus kinda cheering her on as the worlds most terrified cheerleading squad
I wish I had the time to draw feral Rumi fucking shut up while the saja boys cheer her on… hesitantly… from afar….
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Rumi and Mira's friendship remind me so much of Amy and Rosa from Brooklyn Nine Nine.
The workaholic and the rebel
And the ship dynamic of Rumi and Jinu remind me of Amy and Jake!
The two who talk and argue like a married couple, and give out so much hot romantic tension that everyone around them waits impatiently for them to kiss and get together.
Who do you think is zoeys B99 counterpart?
Zoey’s B99 counterpart can only be Charles. Down to clown at any time, very competent at their jobs, some rather specific hyperfixations (turtles/food “mouthfeel”) and also generally willing to take advice from nontraditional sources (Zoey and Han, Charles and the psychic)
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sorry I know I've said this before but it really is crazy how Gwi-Ma twisted Jinu's mind into thinking survival instincts were "selfish" for 400 years to the point where nobody realizes that he isn't selfish because Jinu has fully adopted that role and would never deny it. when like. he was trying to survive. the most basic human instinct that everyone has.
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just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you don’t have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isn’t even the same size as an A4. apparently it’s like. ’letter’ and ’legal’ and whatever else. help!!!
this is so scary
A4 paper is so cool guys if you fold it in half it keeps the same ratio! same if you double it
and if you go to A0 it’s exactly 1 metre squared
Man, we literally dont measure *anything* the way the rest of the world does, huh?
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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
