Wanna hangout and maybe you can kill me or something

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

this is twice as true in the winter

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

Daniel Craig is not fucking around

Absolutely love Daniel Craig going off in this!!

“In what ways should young men base their personalities around James Bond?”

“Any young man who wants to base his personality on Bond needs therapy.”

he's really having the time of his life 🥺 (insp)

my first art of 2025 was butchfemme msr, I figured it'd be a good way to start this year too

2026

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

SHOUT OUT TO WOMEN!!!!

"She wasn't the best mom" " she was a bad girlfriend" BOOOOOO!!! BOOOO!!! GIVE ME A FEMALE CHARACTER THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DEPEND ON OTHER CHARACTERS TO BE A BAD PERSON

MAKE HER A LIAR

MAKE HER A TRAITOR

MAKE HER A COWARD

MAKE HER AN ALCOHOLIC

MAKE HER DISTRUCTIVE

MAKE HER EGOTISTICAL

MAKE HER A MANIPULATOR

MAKE HER SELF-VICTIMIZING

MAKE HER ANNOYING

MAKE HER A BAD RULER

I BEG

i don't want " bad mom" or " bitch" THESE ARE FEMALE STEREOTYPES, MAKE HER A P E R S O N

now that sounds like my kind of woman

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

math. maybe a little stories too.

I see. Listening and learning.

Stories!

1. yes, unless you are specifically trying to procreate or do sex work in which case it is crafting, or porn specifically which is also stories

2. yes but a lot of times it is also stories (=foods following some kind of tradition, writing/sharing a recipe), and if you're *baking* then it's probably a fair amount of math as well. sometimes it's fucking around too.

Seems accurate

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

my fetish is people reassuring me that i’m not annoying

just kidding it’s ***********

can i buy a vowel

*a*********

can I buy a consonant?

no

That so says cannibalism

you don’t know that