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Idunno prolly shitposting

@animehaircolors

Also Animehaircolors on AO3! However, here all I know how to do is make dumb jokes, write fanfiction, and make an ENTIRE FAMILY TREE FOR GREEK MYTHOLOGY Also! I'm 21 years old! I am willing to accept art commissions, however I only use Zelle. So please keep that in mind!

"How dare you say we piss on the poor!"

OP: *Opinion*

Me: "Yeah. Too bad some people will disagree with your opinion, without realizing they were wrong"

Other commenter: "So you think their opinion was wrong?"

The point I was making was that often people in abusive situations will take ANY way to get out of it, even if it means putting themselves in a different abusive situation. I am not pro military, and I did not say that *I* think joining the military sounds appealing to *me*, but here we are

How dare I say we piss on the poor ig

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horaetio

eggs: no

steak: poultrytarian, no

milk: chocolate

alcohol: minor, no

warm drink: hot cocoa, rose tea

Eggs: scrambled

Steak: medium

Milk: chocolate

Alcohol: NO @insertcpnhere

Warm drink: Hot chocolate, chai

eggs: no

steak: idk whatever my sister likes

milk: semi skimmed (english)

alcohol: nope

warm drink: fuck no

Egg: runny and only on toast

Steak: the technical term for what I want is "blue" which just means so rare the inside still looks purple

Milk: Whole

Alcohol: I'm mormon

Warm drink: Hot chocolate

if you are a person who comments your reactions on every single chapter of a multi-chapter fic, please know the author FUCKING CHERISHES YOU

THISSSSSSSSSSSS

I recognize all my regulars by username

@mer-acle and @animehaircolors are saints because @themostrandommoon and I are constantly dragging them into the most absurd nonsense ever and they just roll with it at a moment's notice. Absolute commitment to the bit at all times, no questions asked. Queens fr

You two are absolutely amazing i promise me and rowan do love you

We just hate love each other so strongly our parental figures get pulled in

Thank you both! We're doing our best lol

Message two people who are together irl its the funniest shit ever

I love stealing

Especially when its stealing from Mustard

Cough cough

Who said that?

Oh fr

@fangirlmenace you better watch out rowan im gonna steal your sanity

Please no it's all I have left

What if i borrow it instead

@mer-acle ROWANS NOT LETTING ME STEAL HER SANITY

@themostrandommoon it's okay, you can have mine. I wasn't using it anyways

quick reminder that my own lesbian-nonbinary-ass genuinely supports the hell outta each and every one of you. regardless if i know you or not, im happy to be living in this shithole of a life in the same world with you.

and im proud of you, i know in my heart just how beautiful, amazing, talented, smart, and worthy you are and i hope you can see that too🏳️‍🌈🌈

Silly Game Time: I have decided that "The Milky Way" is a weird name for a galaxy, and I don't like its etymology. Besides, *soms* Earthlings are the only ones who call it that. So we're going to rename it. What would you suggest for a new name of your home galaxy?

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Thank you for this cursed knowledge

If I were to change it I would probably call it the Ouranos Galaxy since Ouranos was the incarnation of the sky just as Gaia was the incarnation of the earth. And that would keep with its greek origin.

tag game time !! What's an emoji combo that fits your blogs theme ??

Here's mine !!

🧬🏩

Tags

Uhhhhhhh probs 🌈🐟 I dunno- cuz my dividers all have a rainbow in em and both my banner and pfp are of sea creatures..

notice how I always edit my posts a bajillion times, adding in 🧑‍🎨 cuz ocs

🎧🪩

ty for the tag <333

💨🧡

looks like im throwing hearts :3

thank you for the tag lovely :3

🪻🌈

thanks for the tag💜 that’s fun! I didn’t know that flower emoji existed actually!

🩵🦉

I feel like thats my best bet

I'm not gonna lie, I'm never gonna listen to Chess the musical

Because seeing posts about it with no context and pretending it's about some actual chess match somewhere, or some house rules or something is objectively funny, and I can't bear to ruin that for myself.

I really wanna help and support people through mental health stuff, but I'm also having mental health issues, so the best I can do is like

"Hey, please don't die. Also, I hope things get better. 👍"

Silly Game Time: Alright, I found a blank wall in the city and I've put together the best team of graffiti artists that a promise of reasonably priced pizza and my homemade banana bread can buy! Now the only question is what our unsanctioned mural should depict ...

You get to suggest the subject for one corner, no matter how abstract or concrete, vague or defined, serious or silly, complex or simple!

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an owl riding a house cat

Silly Game Time: Khepri, the giant scarab who pushes the sun across the sky, is going to be taking a break from his usual gig to star in an adaptation of Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" (directed by Guillermo del Toro).

In the meantime, though, somebody has to push the sun across the sky. Who or what would you recommend to fill in?

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... Helios?

Silly Game Time: On a scale of 1  to 10, how much do you like iceskating? This could be doing it yourself or watching others perform at it.

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Like a 4

I don't watch it, and I'm bad at it, but if a friend is like "Hey we're all going ice skating, wanna come?" I'll usually go with them. It's not an activity I'd ever suggest though, lol

I wouldn't hate any ads if they changed this ONE thing.

Let me leave comments. Let me look at other peoples comments. I would love to watch shitty ads if I could leave hate comments (PSA don't harass real people, but lazy corporations are different) not even like- abusive ones.

Let me talk in detail about how the premise doesn't make sense, or let people put in the comments that it's nothing like the ad.

Let me say stuff like "these sound effects are obnoxious" and ratio the actual post.

On YouTube especially because thats LITERALLY WHAT YOUTUBE IS FOR

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