you may be so scared but friends

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

awesome to work as an extra in movies. let’s hire the guy that looks like a person that could be there

sending my most loyal knight on increasingly dangerous missions because i want to see him crawling back bleeding out within an inch of his life or see him get possessed by the cursed blade as his morals start to crumble as he grows more bloodthirsty and ruthless but it turns out he's too good at his job so he just returns perfectly fine every time. what's even the fucking point

I showed a tfa megatron fanart to my best friend and he said "hey- he looks like Pitbull, long face and goatee"

And like...

Fuck you m8

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

enjoying baked beans with can-opener smoothdream

Ascension [mg.11], Deluxe Paint IV, 2025

Wasp-mimic Moth (Tyrictaca sp.), family Sesiidae, Malaysia

photographs by Timmy Wong

métro préfontaine, rue hochelaga, montréal