Reblogged observingfantasy
Yeahhh lilo and stitch ref
Beast-Yeast episode 8 in a nutshell
im totally normal about them
also no I will not make Pure Vanilla less chopped. I will when he has an actual design like Shadow Milk. And no I cannot draw cookies or humans so deal w/ it
tumblr ate the quality sooo
Pure Vanilla: you don’t have to be lonely anymore
Shadow Milk: I fucking hate you and I hope you die
yes this is a shitpost these two won’t leave my fucking brain (it’s only a matter of time until they gain sentience)
Reblogged observingfantasy
Little headcannon I got while playing Cookie Run:
Pure Vanilla Cookie is techincally blind but his Soul Jam allows him to see "truth". This is not a trait Shadow Milk Cookie appreciates cuz how is he supposed to lie to himself if Nilly just knows his real feelings all the time!? Rude.
Shadow Milk Cookie has completely normal feelings about his other half.
Would die for this to be canon btw
im so nirmal about them
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
do none of you own a fucking kettle
okay smilk system cuz I need to outline this for the thing im writing
Deceit: the Shadow Milk we know. Used to actually be called Shadow Milk until recently (shortly before the start of Lingering Fragments)
Blueberry Milk: FoK. Has no idea he ended up falling too (dissociative barriersgo hard) and is entirely devoted to bringing the beasts back to what they used to be. Also kinda creepy because he wants to study EVERYTHING
Juniper Berry: Sage of Truth. Deceit hates her. Somewhat omnipresent (near-always co-con)
Shadow Flare: chaos. Burning spice but less destructive and more psychological torture.
Soul Crowne: Ad-Lib ending. That’s the only way I can describe him. He HATES Pure Vanilla with a passion
uhh yeah lingering fragments is eating my writing motivation B)
Crk fanfic ramblings from TCS
Seeing characters i love deal with problems i deal with is fun as shit
there’s this one shadowvanilla fic on ao3 thats really absolute cinema to the point i was reading it for like 3 hours yesterday. It has like 120k words. I haven’t read anything THAT long consecutively since jambound. (I also went and reread the last 3 chapters again because.. smilk.)
my attention span is generally shit so if something’s able to hook me for THAT long im impressed.
it was suchhhh a fucking emotional roller coaster but holy SHIT was it good.
it also has system smilk. I’m such a sucker for this stupid blue cookie. I hate him.
anyways i need my 30+ bookmarks to update again so i can have shit to read because my very very ace ass has no interest in smut 🔥
system rep + smilk + sdvn = happy
im so tired of ai shit everywhere
i see a cool looking TADC fansong. I get hit by it having ai vocals. I see a video of some bunnies on a trampoline. I get hit by it being ai.
all of the villain/villain duet songs on YouTube are ai.
you cannot even DRAW anymore without being told ‘but ai can do it better!!’
Whether it’s people trying to act like they make this shit themselves to shamelessly posting “stop the pencilslop” “”memes”” in comments of artists just doing stuff they enjoy doing, im just fucking tired of it.
no, you are not cool if you use generative ai. It was not around in ~2020 and we did not need it back then. We do not need it now. It is only further making us more and more lazy (coming from someone who literally cannot get out of bed half the time btw) and stupid because people will blindly believe anything chatgpt tells them.
Using generative ai does not make you an artist. It makes you a thief who is too lazy to even look for artists to draw what you want
“But it’s too expensive” no. You just don’t know where to look. People do free art as learning opportunities every single day. You either haven’t tried or tried once and gave up because you didn’t get chosen by one person. I know a lot of artists who do comms for 5-15 dollars. It’s not that much.
Art is a luxury and people seem to forget it. You do not need art. You merely wish for it.
i was all for generative ai at a time, but i learned how it harmed people in more ways than one. I am able to admit when i am wrong.
if you cannot, then perhaps you are the problem, no?
this has been your weekly Juni rant
I’m gonna download a silly cookie game because I keep getting ads. How bad could it possibly be?
(Famous last words from Aster btw.. we got the game like a year ago but shhh)
Literally just posting this as it is and not editing it because holy shit
can they just kiss already im losing my fucking miiiiiindddd smilk get a hold of yourself and know that she’s MANIPULATING YOUU
pv needs to like. Get him into therapy. Forcefully. All of them need forceful therapy. Probably the gay and the lesbian first. Actually, the beasts AND the ancients need therapy. Get them all in. Holy shit.
for the cookie of knowledge he’s like,. Kinda dumb sometimes. But we love him for it.
if he ends up dying im personally writing a very strong worded email to devsis myself because im a shadowvanilla addict. Fuck. I hate having to wait on more story.they should add episode 14 already who’s with me
are we fucked are we double fucked or are we giggling and kicking our feet. THEY WANT US TO EMOTIONAL ROLLER COATSTER.
every time I see sm and pv in the same room I want to throw a gummy shark at them. Aaaaa.
I hate jambound for getting me in on this AAAA. CURSE THE PEAK WRITING I say as I skedaddle to reread it for the 3rd time
hear me out we should all collectively agree that if whatever happens next is bad we all agree it’s non-canon. Yeah. That’s a good idea. Fuck.
send help
florret is pissing me off so fucking bad rn
I SAID THE WORD POPULAR ONCE AND NOW SHE’S SINGING WICKED. FUCK.
i like it as much as the next headmate but are we for real. It’s 1am. The rest of us want to sleep.
it’s always her too. Chill out for once ;/
i wanna sleep but my fucking knee that i bruised bad enouhg i thought it was broken and this shit is NOT helping.
can you tell im not, infact, regressed today. I am using PROFANITY MORE THAN I WOULD OTHERWISE RAHHHHHHH
(And like.. I don’t feel 6 anymore. I’m back to 14, baby B))
(This body is old, send help, joint hurtings :D)
anyways. Knee hurt. Headmates annoying. Profanity. Hell yeah
-Crim
Mk I officially am making shadow milk one of our husbands
dude had to deal with annoying ass npcs treating him like chatgpt instead of an actual person
and his own fucking souljam egging him on too. My dude. I would’ve done the same thing if I had to hear that every day </3
anyways im gonna give him like 5 million hugs he needs it.
he was an unofficial husband but now I feel too bad to keep him there hooray
if he crawls into my head and gains sentience though I WILL explode. It’s crowded here. Aaa.
-Crim