for anyone who wants rat

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like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain

"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy

this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

one must imagine Sisyphus really rooting for the forces of entropy

when the boulder is ground down to a cobble, and that cobble ground into pebbles, and those pebbles into sand, and that sand into silt, and that silt into clay... only then will his torment be over

if they don't show up with a new boulder within fifteen minutes he's legally allowed to leave

They can replace the boulder but the constant grinding is slowly eroding the mountain as well.

Ruby’s birth mother naming her child