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CINTA KAZ | Andor - season 1

the laptop cd drive is a sort of dead wife

I've had this comment in my brain for years and I have to remind myself it's never been a well known thing and i cant reference it and expect anyone to know what im talking about

Cashier: uhhh… wanna bag or nah

Me: Just let it all… *makes motion of sand falling through gaps in my fingers* disappear…

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

It's laying in bed making memes instead of sleeping hours Tumblr ruined the quality of these

oh my god I just realized this is the year people will stop being born and stop aging and stop dying

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

the prettiest girl in the world

Not the hand holdddddddf aaaaaaaahhhh