I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

That's my adventuring party dude 😭

how it all feels lately

Reblog if you love bread or hate the United States military industrial complex

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

Not even kidding that's literally what happens in the book 😭

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

I love women. I’m half woman myself on my mothers side.

Behind every gay evil couple

there walks a gayer, and more evil couple

Meet up after 4 years on yellow-dresscode Jopper wedding ♥ (song: Danny's Song by Loggins & Messina)

OH MY GOD THERES MORE HOWWWW

Me at least twice a week

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

It’s impossible to queerbait me because I don’t hope or dream for anything at all

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!