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@ashley-royale

I'm Ashley Royale. Author. Dream weaver. Visionary. Plus 22yo she/it. I make the comic CommOddities, which can be found at @commoddities easily enough. Here, you'll find me post about my variety of interests, or anything else that comes to mind.

I log on here to listen to some old toby fox songs and turns out my emrakul post is getting a decent bit of attention? so I might as well make another one

"Link, man, listen to us! Ganon's minions have taken over the Rivoli! You've gotta defeat them or we'll never play a show there!"

"Here, take this 3D-printed gun! It will give you the ability to negotiate with Ganon! Good luck, Link, we're counting on you."

i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal

somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact

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No way this thing doesn't suck your soul out and take over

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Dragons: *exist*

The M20 flavor texts: Anyways let's hear from someone who died

If 6 year olds were YouTubers they'd be making 35 minute video essays called like "The Problem with Tag" "How Toys get You to Play Longer" "The Brown Cow Chocolate Milk Theory" "We Need to Talk About Pretend"

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