If you met an alien would you

Try to communicate

Shoot on sight

Run

Roll for seduction

Scream

do you reach forwards or backwards to wipe

Yaoi or yuri?

Do your hips lie?

• My hips don’t lie

• My hips are liars

• My hips don’t talk

have you heard of soaking?

yes because of the yard

yes

no

do you ever type/text in your regional accent, and do you think it's weird/stupid to do so?

- i do regularly, and it's not stupid

- i only do sometimes, it's not stupid

- i never do, but it's not stupid

- i do regularly but i think it's stupid

- i do it sometimes but think it's stupid

- i never do this and i think it's stupid

- any other variation i missed / other / results 💔

do you frequently have sex dreams?

was your first piercing consensual? (Meaning you were old enough to choose whether you wanted the piercing or not)

Have you seen a tarot card reading from the avoidant’s pov where they're talking about someone with an anxious attachment? (If so can you plz copy paste the link?)

Yes I have

No I haven't

How many kudos does your most popular fic have?

<100

100-300

300-500

500-800

800-1000

1000-3000

3000+

10,000+

Don’t write / see results

force fem my friend zach?

y/n?

have you ever helped someone move?

have you ever masturbated somewhere that wasn’t a bed room?

yes

no

don’t masturbate