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Bonnie ISAT

@askchefcooker

Snack leader, Savior of Vaugarde, champion of Bamboochee
Anonymous asked:

bonnie... i gotta ask on what it was like being the only child in the friend group

Annoying because people keep thniking I didn't actaully help and laughing at me. and then they're mad when I'm mad at them for it

the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free

i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake

Recipe transcript:

Yield: 8 servings

ingredients

3/4c or 177 mll extra virgin olive oil, plus more for greasing the pan

1/2 cup or 118 mll Earl Grey tea, or use coffee, dry red wine, orange juice, or water

1/2 cup or 50 grams Dutch processed cocoa powder

1/2 tsp ground cinnamon

1/4 tsp fine sea salt

1 cup or 200 grams granulated sugar

3 large eggs at room temperature

2 tsp vanilla extract

1 cup plus 2 tablespoons or 135 grams all purpose flour

1/2 tsp baking soda

preparation

step 1 heat the oven to 325 degrees F. Grease a 9-inch round pan and line the bottom with parchment paper

step 2: in a medium saucepan over high heat, bring tea or other liquid to a simmer, then turn off heat. whisk in cocoa, cinnamon, and salt until smooth, then set aside to cool

step 3: in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine sugar, olive oil, eggs, and vanilla. beat for about 3 minutes. reduce speed and pour in cocoa mixture, scraping down the sides of the bowl. gradually beat in flour and baking soda until just incorporated.

step 4: scrape batter into prepared pan and bake until the sides are set but it's still slightly damp in the center, 35 to 45 minutes. A cake tester should come up clean but with a few sticky chocolate crumbs clinging to it. Transfer cake pan to a wire rack and let cake cool completely in pan.

ENJUOY MOHRERFUCKERS

Anonymous asked:

good news with the wizard trying to be the king! some wizard who just uses spells to work out a ton decided to leave the gym after four months straight of exercise to punch the guy. 12 dead 35 injured from the shock wave of the impact

I don't think that's good news if youer the freinds or family of those 12 people.

we saved Vaugarde wihtout collarerall damage. Skull isseu

hey so im making cereal, do i add the bowl or the table first? my current order is milk->cereal->bowl->table, is this proper?

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NO!!! that's raelly wrong. you poor milk into the cereal contanier then put it in a bowl then eat it on the table dumbie.

Note from Nille: They actually do this. According to them it's "more efficient." My cabinets are full of soggy cereal boxes.

Anonymous asked:

young kid! There’s no need to feel down.. I said YOUNG KID! Throw a rock at the ground!

I just threw the rock. That was fun. Good job anon you'r a real oene

Anonymous asked:

did you know that you can add powdered milk to carbonated water to make a milk soda? its pretty good (for mod, it makes something that tastes identical to spoiled milk)

I leaerned my lesson about taking recipes from anons when I got my tong simeoultaniesly burned and frozen. Begone

bonnie am i ever goin g be good enough for myself

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of cuorse. you need to love yuorself right now. It's hard. I feel like I don't loev me sometimes becayse I'm stupid at speling and too weak to proetect people. But I try and that matters most I think. You just need prcatice that's all. You'll get theer.

Anonymous asked:

The wizard claiming to be the new king is unable to be shielded against as they just counterspell your shield than punch you, the wizards rely on their spells and are unable to deal with everything being counterspelled we need someone who can beat this new king by like hitting them with a hammer and various whatnots

I KNOW EXACTLY WHO TOO SEND!! my big sister Nlile. She has big hammer and can hepl no problem

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