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pugs are ugly and useless

@askinnyblackman / askinnyblackman.tumblr.com

Hey, I'm Chris. I’ve been here since 2010 but I can’t leave. I like a lot of things and I don't know how to respond to compliments. Don't follow me if you don't like pulp in your orange juice. I hate pugs more than anything in the world. Foxes are dogs. You can follow me if you want but I wouldn't recommend doing that because this blog is VERY BAD 0/10

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"

my collage: man looking at display of food

they had this in the moma for a while but they had to take it down because people felt too moved by it and would start crying

I need to leave my apartment and go to work but there's a female Downy Woodpecker on my suet block pecking crumbs onto the ground where a female Carolina Wren is eating them #womensupportingwomen

But I can't leave because I would disturb them and they really need this right now (it's 3F and going to snow)

love that you respectfully drew them instead of sharing them live for the world to see 😳

This is the content I like to see on my Tumblr dash

Official ornithology post

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