I’m LITERALLY going insane
This post is my most popular (because it's just a video i ripped from tiktok that took no effort) but i just want everyone to be aware that this guy is currently recreating basically the entire batman story in this style of 2000s movies. he's in the middle of nightwing's arc right now. it's freaking awesome.
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery dir. Rian Johnson
The moment he said No. and after i knew this movie was gonna make me cry
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
not a female 👍
pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
Crow's Salmon Adventure, Part 2
Okay folks, it's time to take the abomination out of the mold. Smells... not terrible? Vaguely of ketchup. Not too fishy.
Does not want to come out of the mold. Uh oh.
Oh...
Oh no
Oh no
This is fine
(I am in hell actually)
It's happening. We're eating it. It's... actually decent?
The texture is... moist. Cold. Vaguely gelatinous, but smooth? Honestly the sauce or even just a little dill makes the flavor so much better. It balances out the fishiness. A little dill and garlic in the mix would be a nice addition. Out of the seven of us, we have:
-Two people eating huge globs of it enthusiastically with celery and crackers
-Me, snacking on small amounts with an "eh, it's edible" attitude
-Four people who tried a bite and seem to share the opinion of "it tasted like I expected it to and I don't care for it"
It's not the worst thing we've eaten. It's not even the worst thing we're eating tonight (stay tuned to hear about desert - Thanksgiving diner inspired oreos).
Was it worth greasing the pan with mayonnaise? No. Do not grease the pan with mayonnaise. I put the extra salmon goop in another pan with cooking spray to test and it slid out perfectly. Meanwhile the mayo-drenched abomination came out flayed and glistening. Just use cooking spray or oil. Not mayo. Please.
Here it is on the table, ready to be eaten:
And the first person to dip into the unholy mess:
My one (1) crackerful:
(I could not get any more of that texture down my throat)
Bonus round: our friend who decided he wanted to keep the rest of it had no utensils so SCOOPED IT WITH HIS HAND INTO A BAG instead of just borrowing the casserole dish:
And now if you would care to see more culinary horrors from tonight, I will be blogging about the Thanksgiving dinner Oreos in a new thread.
More photos from the Salmon Devouring last night. Watching my dear friend slide the remainder of the abomination, jiggly and glistening, into a plastic bag using his bare hands was a heck of an experience. No one asked him to do this. He chose to live this way. What a guy. I'm so glad he loved it so much and forever haunted by the thought of him cutting off a corner of the bag to slurp it up like one of those Churu cat treats.
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue
(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)
head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too
how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda
happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post
Thinking back to the first story I ever started writing down (I was 7 or 8) about a group of stray cats who, every full moon, took the form of human kids. They actually were human kids, who had been killed (all at different times/by different people). Their bodies were each dumped by the side of the road where a cat had been hit by a car previously, and their souls landed in the cats' bodies. Eventually they all found each other and decided that every full moon, when they shifted, they'd try to solve each other's murders one by one. It was going to be a series, with each book focusing on a different kid's murder mystery. I told my mom about it once, briefly, and she said "Those cat books (warrior cats) are making you creepy."
Just finished writing this manuscript, the first story I ever started. 23 years in the making. Never give up, even if your mom calls you creepy 🖤
NEVER GIVE UP PEOPLE WE’RE GONNA GET THE STRAY CATS AND DEAD KIDS STORY
mesmerised by this random photo taken by the hiking club I'm part of. the soft cool tones and radiant warm tones, the composition and lighting...
I think this is the best part of this photo. the point of that entire trip was to find and read an old storybook that they knew was at a particular hut. he genuinely is reading it out loud to the others. I can't remember what it was about, but this scene is the cozy and well deserved reward of a wild endeavour through rugged terrain. I think that's beautiful [:
[ID 1: A group of three hikers sitting at a table. Two of them are resting, the other is flipping through a book. Various items are scattered across the table, and they are lit by a small candle.
ID 2: Tumblr tag that says: what is he reading that put them to sleep. End IDs.]
(ID 1 via @banquetsinger)
stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun
james and the giant pronoun
*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*
There’s actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals, but the short answer is: it’s regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers
I do it out of spite because in grade school a kids detective story identified the culprit by saying NO American wrote their sevens with a line and I thought that was super flimsy evidence and it made me so mad I started putting a line through my sevens so the fictional detective would be wrong and then kept doing it for several decades since.
I do feel one can’t underestimate the “elementary school child taught themselves how to do this Out Of Spite” crowd
This only usually happens to me with squirrels (who I still love and appreciate) but yesterday I witnessed a very good sized opossum carefully climb up to the branch by my window and proceed to chill there for a good 15 minutes. I feel very lucky to be the chosen witness of this particular opossum.
My camera isn’t great and/or the window is not too clean so sorry for the kinda blurry pics, but I think they still capture the majesty of this wonderful beast.