Remember that easter egg running gag that was just a Dilbert parody called Dullard?
Thinking about that today for no reason whatsoever
here's the image without the screenshot
every single game takes place in the same universe
so does every single movie & show
this is what happened in the c-rank room, right?
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so like is anyone else seeing what's happening on the dilbert website right now
A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit
ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.
I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.
With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.
As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.
- Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)
- Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker)
- Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight)
- Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo)
- Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)
- Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)


