Tim: has the obsessive need to study all of his romantic partners as if they are specimens in a lab. He wants to know everything about these fuckers. Good things bad things, everything. He wants to tie them to a table, take blood tests, check family heritage and medical histories.

Kon and Bernard: have never had someone actually want to find out things about them and entirely believe that Tim’s stalker ish tendencies are really romantic. Are both entirely desensitised to being strapped down and stabbed.

I was gonna write Kon and Berns getting like, ptsd from all the sciency/experimentation stuff. But I thought them just not giving a fuck would be funnier

Watch Out For The Boyfriend Stealer

(Damian and Jonathan bored in the manor)

Damian: "Kent."

Jon: "Yeah?"

Damian: "Take a bite out of that railing and I'll name my firstborn after you."

Jon:

Jon: "Fine, but only because Jonathan Wayne's got a nice ring to it."

Dick: [walks in, hearing only that.]

Dick: "Pause. What??"

Jon and Damian: [looks at each other] ?

Jon: "wAIT- No it's not-"

Damian: "We were just betting on our children!?"

Dick:

Damian:

Jon:

Dick: [dials number]

Bruce: *picks up*

Dick: "So another Kent's joining the family-"

I think the strangest criticism of queer ships is when people say “no, they’re best friends” or “they’re better as just friends” like bitch they are still best friends. They’re just also fucking. What’s not clicking?

i tried using paint tool sai again but i just went back to procreate

why do ppl do drugs when you can just experience the absolute high of meeting someone who isn’t just unhinged about your fandom but is also feral about your otps

Damian wayne & Jon kent -🦸🏻🦇

”Gay ass” I say as i willingly read a gay fanfiction.

*undooms your yuri* 🩸🫦

togachako request 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

strong girls 💪💪💪💪

The brightness of the Sun will give me just enough

To bury my love in the Moondust

We do have reputations

you’re my hero!

bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card

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Guys is this trend still a thing? Guys? GUYS- COME BACK-

I’ve been watching MHA recently can u tell

Guys is this trend still a thing? Guys? GUYS- COME BACK-

I’ve been watching MHA recently can u tell

my timeskip ochako