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@atwitchyship

Please be 20+ to read, I'm an adult and my blog is not appropriate for minors

just... makin dinner

So I just tossed some chopped butternut squash, yellow peppers and onion in some bougie olive oil and salt, and after I dumped it all on the sheet pan my hands were covered in this tragically delicious oil, salt, and onion juice mix. It would be so sad to wash it all off and waste even a drop of my bougie imported olive oil!

About two seconds into licking it off my fingers, I realized I was reenacting someone's favorite niche porn.

Beautiful Romania C:

Sometimes I look at a picture like this and think "huh, that's unbelievably beautiful but also this is the internet. That might be like, OP's neighborhood."

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

We deserve more garak mpreg with post partum depression bc he didn't take his post natals... end post

@codenameregnar I'm imagining him post-canon having hooked up with Bashir at some dignitary function because ten years later theyre still playing this stupid on/off game despite being painfully in love. Then Garak is pregnant and he cant afford to be politically but hes too sentimental to take care of it so he just sort of tucks it away, telling himself itll go away, its his imagination, its not really happening, etc etc until hes IN LABOUR. Afterwards, its a potential scandal but he just doesnt care, doesnt have the energy to care. Hes not prepared. Hes not suited. Tain was right to exile him, hes so useless and pathetic and couldnt even do this right. Kelas is worried because hes still stubbornly refusing to Tell Bashir.... It goes on for weeks until kelas decides its time to take matters into his own hands.

meanwhile the pregnancy has been hell bc there really aren't any Human ob/gyns on the planet to work with Kelas, so Kelas has been flying blind and it's been incredibly stressful.

And now he's got this baby who at least can EAT but lord only knows what its needs are, and there IS an expert on Cardassian hybrids on the planet but it's the one person who MUST NOT know this child exists...

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I'm watching a lot of people say that Ross is going to get off free forever bc the feds won't prosecute and will stonewall the state, and I keep repeating to myself:

There is no statute of limitation for murder.

Let this fact hang over their heads in every moment. Justice is a persistence predator.

I have to believe that, and I will believe it. We have found & tried murderers and kidnappers decades after the fact. We can do it again.

I will not let myself forget that there are—in English, at least—two ways to read the exhortation tattooed on my forearm:

Justice, Justice, you shall pursue.

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This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues

things that dont cost money: hiking, walking, birdwatching, identifying plants, drawing (you have a pen, reading (library), collecting rocks, dancing, singing.... etc wtc etc

if you cant find a hobby you can afford, thats a you problem. and if youre posting online, you have a device to do that, get some free games, trawl wikipedia, study something. stop picking fights online and do something else.

if you can write an essay about it on your phone you can write fanfic or poetry or something on your phone also and it will be much nicer for everyone involved, including you

I recently discovered arts and crafts thrift stores thanks to @oldearthaccretionist and holy shit affordable new watercolor paints are awesome. Under 10 bucks cad gets you a solid amount of stuff!

Board Game Arena is free to sign up and play & a Premium subscription (which lets you host tables for some of the games) is like "one coffee a month" cheap. (Full disclosure, if you sign up through that link, I might get part of a free month of Premium.)

I have like 8-10 asynchronous games of Wingspan going at any given time. I fucking love playing The Bird Game.

One essential skill that a lot of people have forgotten: DO IT BADLY.

I think a lot of folks who think "I don't have the money to do that" are assuming that they need lessons, or to do their hobby well. They need good materials, new tools.

I'm not a good artist.

But I do just sit down and draw. I like landscapes. Then I paint over my truly mediocre sketch. I've never done one that looked all that much like the thing I was looking at, but they were pretty and I had fun.

(when in doubt, add bushes and flowers)

You'll never see me post them, because they're not good! But it's a hobby, and it was free to start- I already had a pen and paper.

Anyways, write bad stories! Make bad art! Lose at games! Get lost on your walk! Identify the hawk wrong! Make bad musical instruments! Train your cat!

It can be discouraging, because so many people are such good artists, and I'm... really not. So I give up, and come back later. It's okay. I don't need to be perfect.

You don't have to post about it, nobody will know but you. And even if you rented a billboard saying "TWITCHY IS BAD AT LANDSCAPES," so what? It's a hobby. I'm allowed to be bad. So are you.

So go forth! Try something new, and suck at it!

They should invent classical music with titles that are easy to remember. Why does it have to be like concerto number 27 in E minor I want to know if it's the one that blasts my dick off or not

This is how they're saved in my music app. "Beethoven's Symphony #7 The Sexy One" or "Brandenberg's Pleasant little violins" or "Mozart's Quiet piano" or "Ligeti's one with the broom sound"

(Unfortunately, there are a lot of "quiet piano" and "pleasant little violin" so "concerto number 27 in E minor" does eventually become useful.)

Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

terrible news everyone

perhaps i judged too quickly

You know what though it makes life so much more interesting

"public schooling in america is by and large not designed for ideal learning and has a lot of fucked up incentives and structures that encourage mistreatment of children" ✅

"it would be preferable to have no structure or standardization and just go by vibes" ❌

"education itself is the problem, knowledge is fake, math and writing are unimportant, and ignorance is wisdom" ❌❌❌

Is... is anyone saying that???

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

"survey finds that the average person in the UK only wears a piece of clothing 7 times" what are you talking about. what are you fucking talking about. who are these people and in what world are they average.

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does anyone wanna pop me a ds9 portrait request for the plane. I absolutely dont promise to draw it though. I might go to sleepies.

TIME SENSITIVE !!!!!!!!!

Im sorry to all the ziyals …. Im picking the ppl who said yelgrun and keevan. Im sorry ziyal im feeling urple

WHY IS PRINCE WILLIAM INVADING THE COMMENT SECTION

EWW IT LIKED MY COMMENT ITS SENTIENT

I think its really him…

Prince William makes a Grindr Account

I fucked up desperately. Just really bad.

when a phishing attempt decides why the heck not, let's spend the night sexting instead...

Can I just opt out

of two-factor authentication? I would like one factor authentication. I just know I'm gonna get locked out of my health information, my gas bill, my chewy account, my paycheck, my dentist's scheduling portal, every darn thing. I'm trying to find a dentist and it won't let me in without signing up for two-factor authentication, and just- NO!

If someone wants to get my teeth cleaned for me, go hog wild! This is my first cleaning in... kind of a while, I had a mean dentist and it scared me out of getting my teeth cleaned for a few years. So basically if someone wanted to use my annual cleanings to get their OWN dental hygiene needs met? I wouldn't have even noticed.

And they'd have to deal with the grouchy, gum-shaming dentist anyways.

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

@atwitchyship You're the pebble king!

Hooray for my many complicated pebbles!

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