my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion
Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
if i wrote twilight there'd be a kid in edward's class who Zones The Fuck Out and daydreams about a story they want to write, and edward would just tune in to watch like a tv show when he's bored in class and he gets genuinely invested and eventually he's like "i know EXACTLY how they can fix this plot hole that's bothering them but how can i tell them that when they don't KNOW i'm their first beta reader"
Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.
Confused, you tell her you meant more like, serious kissing, and she blushes and goes silent then nods again and tilts her head down to present her forehead to you. She hasn't stopped blushing profusely.
enough of your middle aged man blorbos whos your specialest middle aged woman. if anyone tags a woman under the age of 40 on this post ill kill you in real life

windows please im in the middle of something
it's really easy to be kind to girls who are pre-E. it's free. doesn't cost anything. just saying. be kind n all that.
Reblog to let a girl who is pre-E know that you love her, now!!!!
[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
do you have at least one openly queer family member? (not including yourself?
Thank you for the tag, @jotarowan! :D
reading: The Stardust Thief by Chelsea Abdullah - enjoying it so far!! Still need to get my hands on Mirrored Heaven so I can finish the Between Earth & Sky trilogy, very psyched for that <33
last series watched: miraculous ladybug, the most recent season netflix has available for me! Netflix also splits the seasons weirdly here - it's the one where rose, juleka, and a few others get to become miraculous users
last film: new moon, because it's apparently still hoa hoa season
last song: Pirate King, Ateez (after looping Matz by Ateez several times)
sweet or salty: salty, I love most salty foods but am very picky with sweet ones
coffee or tea: tea, though I enjoy a good coffee as well
working on: ... learning the words to Seonghwa's part in Matz! Also a waistcoat that I'm trying to finish tonight
Tagging: @megatraven @sillyliterature @ahhhnorealnamesallowed @gaymergoose @thefrostyshepard and anyone else who wants to do this! :)
pokèmonize yourself!!!!
- spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
- spin this one to see how you'll look like
It’s better to be cringe and bad at making art than to let AI do it for you.





