The Waterbae Patriot

@badlydrawnwaterbae / badlydrawnwaterbae.tumblr.com

an account full of bad art of Flambae, Prism and Waterboy a.k.a. The Bitches™️ not strictly waterbae and actually a general Dispatch account but expect a lot of waterbae. know me for waterbae. associate me with waterbae ⚠️NOT SPOILER-FREE!!!! if youre too young for the game, youre too young for this blog
Anonymous asked:

Prism and Flambae totally play “Barbie Girl” to piss Waterboy off.

sometimes they put on aqua and toy box songs and have Extremely serious discussions about their lyrics and waterboy genuinely can't tell if they even like their songs

okay i just made a shitpost about this but I hope that you'll find this thought funny too-

so you know there's a headcanon that Flambae gels his hair with thermogel so he doesn't set his own hair on fire? Well I found out that the stuff is actually pretty water soluble, and I was hit upside with the vision of Chad not realizing Herm unfireproofed a chunk of his hair during a hookup and him having to roll into work the next day with a truly inexplicable undercut.

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alternate reality: flambae's hair IS fire-proof, but waterboy's layer of water that protects him evaporates and he comes into work bald

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- William Shakespeare, ca. 1609

Anonymous asked:

I feel like Flambae’s niece would freakin adore prism and Waterboy. Just absolutely thrilled to see them.

i think she would LOVE Prism because Prism's super cool and fun and awesome and talented. Prism also likes the niece because the niece is confident and a chill cool kid who's fun to be around. so yes the niece would Looove hanging out with Prism

but i can't see the niece and Waterboy liking each other . The niece thinks Waterboy is an uncool nerdy loser and she can Not understand why Flambae hangs out with men like him. and Waterboy imo doesn't like children in general because theyre 1. Very honest and 2. Very creative, therefore they're skilled in the art of insults . and Waterboy? oh he is Soooo Bullyable

okay i just made a shitpost about this but I hope that you'll find this thought funny too-

so you know there's a headcanon that Flambae gels his hair with thermogel so he doesn't set his own hair on fire? Well I found out that the stuff is actually pretty water soluble, and I was hit upside with the vision of Chad not realizing Herm unfireproofed a chunk of his hair during a hookup and him having to roll into work the next day with a truly inexplicable undercut.

Avatar

alternate reality: flambae's hair IS fire-proof, but waterboy's layer of water that protects him evaporates and he comes into work bald

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