*Running from a villain and they hop a high fence but they both end up falling*
Dick: We seem to be in the clear. Are you hurt?
Roy: Yeah. I got caught on the top of the fence. Check out my calf, it’s like scratch city. How about you?
Dick: I’m fine, except I was impaled on a metal pipe.
*Roy looks over at Dick’s leg where there is a pipe sticking out of it*
Roy: Oh, my god. Oh, my god. It’s gonna be fine!
*Looks at his leg again*
Roy: Oh, my god.
*Dick and Jason get into a fight during a mission and Dick goes and finishes the mission without Jason, but Dick almost dies. Jason takes Dick to a safehouse and Dick thinks Jason is really mad*
Jason: I love you.
Dick: What? You’re not gonna kill me?
Jason: Eh, call me crazy.
Dick: Actually, I called you a psychopath.
*Tim was supposed to show up for an important mission but missed it because he was helping his own team*
Bruce: Too late.
Tim: I’m so sorry, there’s no excuse. Please just give me another chance.
Bruce: No.
Tim: Ugh. I blew it.
Dick: No, this is not how this day ends. I’m saying something.
Tim: But didn’t we just learn that meddling only makes things worse.
Dick: You’re right.
Dick: But I can’t help myself.
*Dick and Donna being trained since they were babies and have skewed thoughts on when kids can do things*
Roy: I’ve got a big problem. Im supposed to pick Lian up from school in 30 minutes but I have to stay late to work on this.
Donna: She’s six. She can take the subway.
Dick: Donna, that’s crazy. She’s a baby. Roy, just call her an Uber.
Wally: Or just have your sitter pick her up.
Roy: Wally actually has the most reasonable idea.
Garth: These truly are strange days.
*Bruce and Dick have been fighting, but Dick is on a mission with the Titans and he needs the batcomputer, so him and Wally go to the cave and accidentally run into Bruce*
Bruce: All right, look, Dick, I was hoping we could talk alone. No offense, Wally.
Wally: (Nonchalant, backing away) Hey.
Dick: Oh no no, don’t you dare. We are here to use this computer and this is urgent.
Bruce: Well, so is mine.
Dick: Ours involves a dead guy.
Bruce: Why do you always have to win, Dick?
Dick: Cause we’re winners.
I saw someone do this before so here’s my take on batfam skincare!
Dick- never really had acne so never thought about it. Uses bar soap to wash his face. Uses a generic moisturizer as he gets older!
Jason- had bad skin in like middle school and didn’t really care until kids started teasing him. One day there was a new fancy face wash in his bathroom that worked for him and he still uses the same one to this day.
Tim- boy has acne. Has done so much research and tried so many different products. Gets annoyed at Dick and Jason because Dick never had a problem and Jason’s was solved with the first thing he tried.
Damian- starts to break out and is annoyed he’s being teased by his brothers but then Dick makes some comment about how Damian is getting so much older and maturing and then Damian decides he doesn’t care. He buys an acne cream and is immediately fine. Tim hates them all.
*Dick was kidnapped and his family knew about it but can’t find him. They finally find him alone in a warehouse*
Bruce: Nightwing, come here, please!
Dick: You come here!
Tim: We’ve come to take you home!
Dick: Three days later!
Damian: Nobody knew where you were! And your comms were off!
Dick: I texted Jason!
*Everyone glares at him*
Jason: Wha- I’m sorry for not responding to one text, Dick!
Bruce: I was worried sick!
Jason: Dick!
Dick: What?
Jason: Okay, you remember my story about Roy?
Dick: Yeah.
Jason: Okay, it’s gotten more complicated.
Dick(actually interested, still tied up): What happened?
Trust, I love all the batfamily members and I know grieving shows in many different forms but I could go on and and on about how this how Jason and Tim reacted when they found out Dick was alive
And this was how Damian and Clark reacted.
Again, I love all of them but there’s something so special about this to me.
