i come back stronger than a 90s trend...

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

but your honor it was a triple dog dare

One more disaster I can add to my generous supply

WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025)

"I'm so sorry, miss. We didn't see you there, you must've... blended with the foliage."

this is killing me because they both canonically and explicitly do not like dorothy so they really could've only meant the other thing with that

elephie bringing extra boots bc she KNEW glinda’s feet would hurt from her heels </3

Happy 30th to a wonderful book

my heart can’t take all this new gelphie content… here’s a drawing

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

Night and Her Daughter Sleep  Mary Lizzie Macomber

boot up, Bitch

That reply is unexpectedly inspirational.

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

oh shit

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

K - so we didn't get it for Christmas, but how about an early Valentine? 🩵🩶🩵🩶

Because I knew you, I have been changed…for good. 💚💖

a quick smooch, to get the year started 💖